STEEMIT LOVERS

Fredie was strolling through feeds when he instantly felt attracted to the blog of a minnow named Marie. He decided to take a bold step to announce his interest to her. He buzzed her on STEEMIT chat. Here is the conversation that ensued between them;

FREDDIE: Hi Marie

MARIE: Oh! Hello.....

FREDDIE: I love to be straightforward and that's the only reason I can say what I'm about to.... If you don't mind..

MARIE: Of course, I don't mind. I see your name is Freddie with the status of a Redfish, soon to be Dolphin on here. Nice.

FREDDIE: You are a smart one. I'm glad I'm about taking a wonderful step. I like your kinds.

MARIE: Oh Freddie! You flatter me a lot. Thank you

FREDDIE : I was reading through Steemit Feeds when your blog caught my eye. I decided to check out your profile. You are beautiful and have lots of potentials. I'd love us to be in a STEEMLATIONSHIP.

MARIE: Wow. I'm really speechless. Before anything, what does your Steemwallet worth?

FREDDIE: Hahahahah... I love your steemitological approach to this. My estimated wallet account reads $10,045, $4025 in SBDs and $6020.00 in SPs. I have some saved up Steem... You needn't worry about a thing.

MARIE: I'm glad for the transparency of the cryptosystem system adopted by Steemit. I'd be sure to confirm soon.

FREDDIE: Of course dear. As a starter gift, I'd love to delegate to you 1000SPs to show I care about your STEEMVANCEMENT, if you don't mind......

MARIE: Who will mind such? Thank you so much for caring about my advancement on here. What are you doing presently?

FREDDIE: I am presently making arrangements to fly to Lisbon for the forthcoming STEEMFEST.

MARIE: That's really nice. Guess we'd meet there. I'm equally planning to be there.

FREDDIE: Would you have us leave together? I'd so much love your company!

A MONTH LATER

Freddie has attained the status of a dolphin to-be-whale, while Marie left the minnows bot as a redfish. The steemlationship wasn't so rosy as they thought, especially with the intrusion of a third party. They both were visibly angry. Below is their arguments:

FREDDIE: I know you've been lurking around that whale for quite sometimes. I'd be a whale myself soon. What is it about him that you want me to change?

MARIE: You potentially just labelled me "a cheat"! What a good going. Of course you've been trying for me. I'm aware you just transferred me some $1500SBDs for miscellaneous but we are all looking to develop and strengthen our SPs even though there exist no competition. Why blame me for wanting to Steemcelerate?

FREDDIE: Okay. Tell me how he has helped and watch me do doubly! After all, you are the woman I love.

MARIE: He leased me $30,000 in SPs. Can you beat that?

FREDDIE: What??? Did you just say $30,000SPs?

MARIE: Yeah....

FREDDIE: Pls what's that his account name again? And I hope he's into guys.....

To be continued.......

Breakdown of some terms used
STEEMLATIONSHIP = STEEM +RELATIONSHIP
STEEMVANCEMENT = STEEM + ADVANCEMENT
STEEMCELERATE = STEEM +ACCELERATE
STEEMFEST =STEEM + FESTIVAL

I hope you enjoyed the short drama script.

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