My Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a teapot that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot of all things.
My Eccentric Lunatic always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was selected.
My Eccentric Lunatic desperately searched for a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.
My Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.
My Eccentric Lunatic craved for a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.
My Eccentric Lunatic always kept a cucumber to eat. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.