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in man •  6 years ago 

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  • Boils at any time
  • Can freeze at any time
  • Melts if treated with love
  • Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  • Very Reactive
  • Highly Unstable
  • Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
  • Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

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