A short story about a well known but little understood phenomenon 

                                                             Image taken by me in silence 

 Okay so after a long day at work arriving home to find this sat on the porch.... 

Hmmm Could be a birthday or something..... nah not this month, certainly not any anniversary....

  I'll get my own beer I think. Couldn't possibly be something I forgot to tell her, I tell her everything; not my first rodeo...

  Why do they do this? It's curious, but somewhat peaceful... What is she thinking?

  Fatty the cat seems to know something but he ain't talking either... 

                                          Image taken by me

 Friends, if you think you know why these things happen; you are likely wrong... 

 After seventeen years of marriage all I really know for sure is; if your wife ever ask you if you've seen her little yellow bowl, the correct answer is NO...

  Pay attention now I speak from experience...

  Then you're going to want to be damn sure there is no yellow bowls of any kind in your shop, or your truck, or the garage, or anywhere that might otherwise be refereed to as “your place”...
 

 Nope, ain't seen no yellow bowls.....