My aching tooth and the cocaine-cream for haemorrhoids! It´s life :)

in medicinal-use •  8 years ago 

So, I have this incredible aching wisdom-tooth that is bothering the hell out of me. I popped a few painkillers, penicillin and ethanol with nothing working... So it made me go to the medicine cabinet, and I realised that I had two tubes of cocaine-cream for haemorrhoids. And as you know, Cocaine is very effective in numbing locally, so I said to myself... Why not try it.

So I put some of this Cocaine Cream (Cocaine + Glyserol) on my toothbrush and navigated through the tooth that hurt the most. Eureka, just like being at the dentist office my tooth has become numb and I cannot feal the hurt anymore :)

The best thing about it is that it is legal, and I can just go to the pharmacy to buy more, and the one close to here is open 24/7, so I will say I am in quite a luck!

Anyways, this was just a little life-rant/story :) I hope you liked it. I am waiting for the penicillin to do its thing, because I like to be healthy. But Cocaine-Cream - absolutely recommend it for people with teeth that hurts.

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The government has seen this post and is now realizing they need another agency formed immediately!

LOL.

Feel better man.

thank you buddy :)

You are welcome man.

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weird!

lol, weird? how?

Sorry to hear about this. Glad you found temporary relief:)

Hopefully, you'll be able to take care of this problem soon - it sucks to have pain like this.

I work 17 hours shifts every day, I cannot take a break.
So I have to wait for the penicillin to work. Cocaine-Cream is just a pain reliever.

Mmmmmmm I´m Loving it :D

I don't known they use it again pharmaceutically

I am in Peru.

Haha! That story brought me a nice smile!

Good post @fyrstikken
Resteem

thanks buddy :)

Colloidal silver is your friend.

Make sure it is safe to be consumed!

It is just cocaine and glyserol. Gonna see if I will pull this tooth. I hate having that pain.

Whoa, pulling a wisdom tooth sounds like serious business, be careful. Usually, I thought they weren't fully exposed which makes it more difficult.

Tooth aches are right up there with migraines and nausea!!!

You'd better go to dentist... And leave cocain for pleasure...

Interesting, I would not have tried it myself, but will remember it for future use.

If you can get it in the west. I am in peru.

I will have to see if we have it here, in South-Africa. I am not very clued-up with medicines, it is more my wife's department.

Hey, friend... Is your tooth abscessed? If so, that is an infection that you could treat with colloidal silver... I can tell you more about CS if you are interested.

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