My Content Is So Bad

in meme •  7 years ago 

As someone who has beta test quite a few games and other services over the years. It’s always interesting to see the result of growing pains, things being live updated in real time and just those funny little quirks that make you just stop and have a little bit of a laugh.

I understand some people are rather angry/upset/trigger/attackhelicopter right now. Many things the past day or so have not been running so smoothly. It’s understandable your life is so great the worst thing to have happened that day was some loading issues from a website (unless you are the admins running that site. In which case thank you for not sleeping past few days working on things.)

I know, I know you lost your chance that day to make millions!!!!!!! Billions????? OMG, it's going be Trillions!!!!!!!!

In light of this, I’m having me some fun.

My Content Is So Bad When I Go To My Blog Page

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My Content Is So Bad

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My Content Is So Bad

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Special thanks for starting me off with a little. I hope some new users get to enjoy it as much as I have!


Have a salty good day and enjoy the high seas of adventure! The world outside awaits. Unless you had been frozen into an ice cube; then, I guess, you have to wait for spring to thaw out. I would say your overload cats would come and thaw you out; but, I have been duly informed the bots have taken over.

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HA! It’s always good to offer some perspective.

Awesome you are back! I feared the worst and you got bored of us.

I had a bit of a break from Steemit as well.

Thanks—nice to know someone noticed!

I don’t think I logged in for something like three months... whoops!

Looking forward to reconnecting and reading your posts!

I saw this earlier and upvoted it via the @eastcoaststeem account. Funny stuff.
Hey, you should work on producing better content. 😉
JK!

I really wish I could be more of a funny guy in my own blogs. I often am in other people’s blogs but just can’t for the life of me have a good run of blogs of my own with some wit and humor!

I'm sure you're just being too hard on yourself. It's hard to settle into a rhythm here on steemit.

@enjar

This is a funny little bit of humor

"Have a salty good day" actually made me smirk 😄

Lol, thank you Enjar! I think I will have a salty good day!
And is your content really that bad? At least you had somebody delegating you some steem power!
You're a frippin' time-traveling cat! What do people honestly expect? Isn't it incredible enough as it is that you've mastered inter-temporal cross-dimensional relocation / and you can type and format a decent looking steem post

I swear us human beings always want more.

We should go eff ourselves! At least the Ancient Egyptians had it right, when a Time-Travelling Cat appeared on top of their pyramids and sphynxes, they at least had the good consciousness to treat them like royalty, or gods.

Nowadays we're like "do something funny for my camera so I can get some hits on the interwebz or get lost multidimensional kitty kat"

We've regressed so much in only two thousand years...

So don't be too hard on yourself @enjar! It's not you, it's us! 😝

hehe

It’s been a while since I toss in a good funny blog so I thought that was perfect day to do so. So many people were disappointed with auto votes being down and not getting that robotic love they so desire!

I try and not take myself to serious here. The day it stops being a fun outlet of creativity and engaging in some fun is the day I move on!

@enjar

As you should my time traveling furry feline friend.

As you should.

I can't even imagine what would bring such an Ascended Master of the Cosmos to our platform to grace it with your light-years ahead of our time wisdom, but hey, who am I to understand the mind of a being like yourself

Maybe you are on Steemit preventing the rise of the next Hitler or something with your cute cat antics.

The most interesting thing in history to watch is also the most troubling struggle mankind has often ever dealt with.

The beauty of the blockchain and its swing in power back and forth. Bankers still try and profit from it without the first thought they are the ones enabling it even further out of their control.

Will its powers be used for good or will it be used as the worst weapon ever without firing a single shot to beat down the masses back into submission.

It will be used for both! The blockchain is the sharpest double-edged sword! If the banker is the dragon wizard and we are the heroic knight with the desire to slay it, we have to recognize that virtually everybody who came before us has either fled with their life or died fighting this beast!

I realize there is a huge psyop going on with the cryptocurrencies. I believe they will make privately mined and privately encrypted privacy coins illegal and punishable by the worst counterfeiting and money laundering terrorist abiding draconian laws they can.

They'll have machines in airports and other checkpoints that will be able to scan all of our electronic devices in search for illegal private encryption keys.

The only point that will truly be able to use illegal private coins will be people who are able to conceal complex codes in their minds, or conceal their data in things that don't look like usb drives and hard disks. Like your earring on your wife's lobe contains 10 billion dollars in 5 privacy coins hahahaha!

What's for sure is that it will be interesting having black market cryptocurrency, but obviously that will be hugely important in the future.

But they're going to crash the global economy and blame bitcoin that's for sure. That's why they're going to pump Bitcoin up to about 10 trillion dollars, like the dotcom bubble, and then blow it up and say they have to regulate cryptocurrency...

They're real shlameels.

I won't fall for their propaganda though and I'll make sure all my loved ones and people who have brains around me understand the difference between all these different coins

Sounds like I need get me a wife! :)

I wish I could see your screenshots. :(

aww having site issues with them not loading?

I see them now. :)

I hadn't even noticed the issues here. My content is so bad that I mostly stopped making any! It can't get any worse than that. :D :D :D

If you go into your wallet you might notice you have been turned into 25 reputation and you lost that 27 or delegation you had when you first started. I’ve been finding accounts with like 4 SP lol. I don’t even know how they could log in with that little.

That is why most days I just play in the comment sections as blogs just take too much time! Always interesting when one of my comments get reward more then a blog I spent days on lol.

I think auto voting is suppose to be broken for up to a week while they move the database.