A new fad, craze, or phenomenon is sweeping the internet... Not sweeping like cleaning, or even like the Yankees in a championship series... This sweeping is more of a mind-virus that fills your synapses with lulz and lite... DOOT!
I almost have no further words on the matter... I will not claim to understand what or who a doot is, nor do I seek to even care... I enjoy the ambiguity of an undefined wildcard word... We assign value to it as time goes on... It can represent a word for stepping in something, or a pseudonym for enlightenment... Let's just say Mandela Effect and run away!
One thing I have appreciated about the DOOT craze is how passionate folks appear to be... I can dig that, since all I have to offer is creativity... I took the best of a buzz-filled brainstorm and made some memes... Above, in The Doots Of Hazzard, I made them anti-heroes... But who wants to see an arch-nemesis? Dr. Doot will crush your spambot before you even click send...
And even Dr. Doot was playing hero in this meme... The spambot's name was MK Ultron, and was going to taint all crypto on earth with his Anti-doot... But everything worked out in the end... Or did it?
Here's a post-zombie apocalypse doot scenario, with wi-fi and cookies! Dootload the new mobile app and start earning doots today! (*There IS no app, but saying that was such a doot...)
Anyone who has seen The Big Lebowski by the Coed Brothers knows that The Doot Abides... He does NOT abide music by The Eagers, or people pissing on his rug... The Doot suffers from White-Russian Privilege... He abides...
This trend is becoming so widespread that Homer Simpson is now saying it... In a speech to the joint chiefs of staff, President Simpson fired all the secretaries who would not delegate to the Minnow Support Project... He was quoted as saying, "Just DOOT, or else!!"
Click here for dank DOOT memes I made a couple days ago!
But go there after you upvote and resteem this, of course!
Peeps be forgetting lately!
Help a creator OUT!
this post is definitely worth a redoot! :-)
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updooted.
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These are fantastic, @occupywallets. You are so dootiful in your socialization of DOOT. I'm filled with Doot as I ponder the DOOT DOOT!
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Aww, thanks! If only I knew how to connect the doots so folks could even know these exist!!
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Perhaps if I redoot this post, it will happen!
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Ha! Lovely article. My personal theory about DOOT is it comes from a penguin with a certain speech impediment :D
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I'd buy that for a steem dollar!
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You can have it for free :)
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So mate looks like insanity got ya to :) nice share tho have fun and take doot :)
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You know what they say... When in discord, doot as the disordians doot!
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