The executioner goes home after work. Carries a large bag on his shoulders. Returning the bag drops into a corner and sits at a table to eat. The wife feeds the borscht neatly, the one sits, eats, the wife next door, they both talk about something ... And suddenly the bag starts to move.
Wife shocked - "who's here to blin through the tricks?"
The man turns to the bag, looks, turns up again and tells the wife
- Oh, don't pay attention, I brought the chaltura home ...