nope.... your name is ASHLEY NICHOLE SCHNEIDER, you are 33 years old, you refuse to get a job and help your mother pay bills, but you live downstairs in her basement, eat all of her food, bum cigarettes endlessly, and absolutely refuse to find your own place to live.
You spend your worthless days financially exploiting your poverty-stricken mother in her shitty little house at 500 Allen Street, Fond du Lac Wisconsin... your phone number is 920-924-6760