Damn, Looking at my account this morning to see that I've officially crossed over the 6000 followers milestone. Not going to lie, never in a million years I'd have such a large number of followers or the influence that comes with such a flock. Truly mind blowing.
By some great luck or sorcery it seems that I've grown a following 400% larger than the population of the degenerate farming community I grew up in.. Feels amazing.
KLYE: More Infectious Than the Plague!
When I first started here.. Things were different! Posts and folks were upper class, high standard and had a tendency to be "censored" ( of flagfucked, as I call it) if things were a bit controversial, pornographic or degenerate. Needless to say my own "tera-forming" started at this point.
My tool to begin shaping the community to accept low brow humour, titties and foul language..? Whale genital MS-paint art. Albeit slightly modified to not stick a bunch of dicks in peoples eyes.. But it came, was accepted, perhaps even celebrated.. and thus the "bar" or standard was dropped to realistic levels for the internet of today..
Now, somehow, through all of my crude postings, insane rantings, saucy comments and general asshattery a following of fans started.. Which still to this day blows my mind, the very fact people actually took the time to click a button to subject themselves to my off brand of posting is nothing short of a miracle, blessing or magical endowment... Every follower increases my e-peen like.. many long long... and may serve as proof that people like to keep things sleazy casual and fun.
I am NOT a Role Model.. Merely Proof ANY Moron Can Make "It"
While some make the mistake of looking at ole KLYE as something to aspire to the truth of the matter is I'm about the last thing anyone should ever consider a role model.. One could list all of the reasons that I should be banned from influencing the folks of the interwub.. between the endless cannabis inhalation, complete lack of political correctness, foul as fuck language, terribad grammars and absolute lack of will to filter my thoughts it's safe to say I'm here to fortuitously "fuck shit up", incite rebellion and inevitably promote (or abuse) free speech for the betterment of STEEM kind.
The difference between myself and other users is simply this.. My brain damage from smoking pot from an early age coupled with toking away basically my entire 20's somehow ended up with my now completely warped mind, way of writing and crude art being taken as highly sought after entertainment, instead of the absolute asinine immature attempt at expression it was.
Not a super star writer, or illustrator for that matter, yet some how the combination of the "skills" I possess seems to be enough to have attracted 6000+ fans.. Ya'll make me feel like something more than a dick drawing weirdo.. I think this feeling is acceptance, and by the gods I wish I knew how to thank the community for making me feel like I'm part of something greater. <3
Go fourth unto the STEEM network, do what makes you happy, set goals, fail hitting them but never give up trying until you get to where you planned. If a dumbass like me can somehow become a dumbass with 6000 fans.. Imagine what you've the ability to achieve!
Return of the KLYE
Sadly, with great ability to create, illustrate and entertain comes an equally great side of despair. Put bluntly I've never been the happiest person and while an honest attempt to keep myself from slipping into the shit filled gutter that is my own depression it's blatantly obvious to both myself and those who follow me I'm struggling the past little while.
Almost certain at least one of the readers of my blog will resonate with my sometimes overwhelming feeling of being trapped within the prison of their own minds.. It's downright incredible my potential and capacity to learn, just need to get over this supposed inability to accept my life as it is and see things to be happy about.. Which should be no problem in theory, given the incredible amount of love, support, learning and community backing that's around me.
I've no real good reason to feel as down as I have.. And I know this, just waiting for my brain chemistry to catch up and actualize this with brain juices... Such is the beast I deal with in being KLYE. The ups and downs are what give me the wonderful, unique and essentially insane ways of expression that you, my 6000+ loyal followers seem to enjoy.
End of the day I've been blessed to have found this network, it's people and been given the hope of a future far better than the hobo bastard I once existed as. Come so far, still so far to go, even if I'm a depressed bastard a lot of the time I'll push through it, because really, when I boil it down to where my emotional support, passion and dreams converge it's the network we sit on now.
Thank you for letting me be me, without harsh judgement, ridicule or shame.
And now for what you all clicked on this post to see...
Massive Veiny Whale Dongs!
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Haha interesting piece of artwork there at the bottom.
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I don't think I ever laughed this much reading something on the internet.
From flagfucked to dick drawing weirdo the whole post is brilliant and hilarious!
Hahaha!
I've seen countless of these list on 4chan and even here directly on Steem.
You're so funny! As for your harsher stuff you're going through never forget what we have talked about. I'll leave this here.
It might seems a bit far fetch but I feel like it would be totally worth it for you if you can push yourself to got through the whole process. Take care my friend!
I've resteemed your awesome post! The drawings are priceless!
https://steemit.com/health/@gardenofeden/must-read-before-your-next-dentist-visit-is-your-dentist-poisoning-you#@teamsteem/re-gardenofeden-must-read-before-your-next-dentist-visit-is-your-dentist-poisoning-you-20170731t050751445z
https://steemit.com/health/@gardenofeden/on-safe-removal-or-replacement-of-amalgam-fillings#@teamsteem/re-gardenofeden-on-safe-removal-or-replacement-of-amalgam-fillings-20170804t072605742z
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....and, m er thanks for the resteem @teamsteem. Not quite sure what got me to read it .....Oh! It was nsfw, i was like ehh i am feeing brave. Oh! What's that? A joint. Meh, i can handle that.
This Steem thing has sure influenced my thought process and well yeah. Lots if entertainment THAT's for sure!!
Thanks @klye for that 😁 big ol'whale dick. And, congrats on the 6000 milestone.
Here's to many many many more years of steeming to come new friends
💖💜💙💚💛❤
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Anyone who thanks me for defiling their eyes with MS-paint whale boners is a friend of mine. XD
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Fug @kyle i get the feeling you are a gem of a guy. That's some crazy art 🤹♀️🏳️🌈
Thank-you for the upvote!! Looking forward to getting to know you 🐱💖
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Hahahahahsh... @teamsteam sir, I found myself in a similar situation reading this post. I literally laughed out loudly. Very funny and unassuming post.
Greatful for your support so far.
@eurogee of @euronation community
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You sir are one of my favourite fellow canuck Steemsters.. Thank you so much for your ongoing support, mad love and telling me how it is. Appreciate you. :)
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We are all from Canuckland!! 🎉
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aww Kyle! Thank you for sharing your story... we all go through ups and downs... feel confused, happy, and pain. I'm glad Steemit has brought so much love and support to you. I feel the same! :)
BTW... I couldn't help but laugh when I saw ""What's your secret?"... "Pot." HAHAHA great answer.
Just so you know, your crazy brain makes these crazy pictures, and they always make me smile. So thanks for bringing me so much laughter in my life.
Keep it up Kyle!
❤️
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This is merely a chapter or paragraph! The ups and downs I experience are classified as extreme, I guess in a sence that's better than having merely mediocre swings.. XD
The secret is pot and persistence I guess. Having support for your vulgar displays of self also help.
Cheers lovely, thank you for the feedback.. Honestly if it was jsut me sitting here laughing at my own insanity it wouldn't be nearly as fun. :)
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Hehehe all I can say is you have a vibrant and colorful life! :) ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@kyle, am glad to be part of the 6000+ followers and making you feel this good.
I love this words of yours but am very sure you're not a dumbass. I'll keep trying till I hit there.
Nice post and words of encouragement.
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Congratulations @kyle on your milestone reach..
I don't really see it surprising, cause I know you are one of the best steemian I've ever met.
You are infectious and anyone who comes in contact with you will be infected by the "@kyle Virus". The astonishing thing about you is your " Realness ""which is rear quality to find in a person, you might not be a super star writer, or illustrator but you are a hell of a "Great Steemian" I know.
I'm so excited to be part of your 6k followers.
Congratulations ones again..!!
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Congratulations!
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<3
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Congratulations on 6K followers, glad to be following and I always enjoy your posts (artwork). Keep steeming
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I saw this, saw you were also Canadian, read it and you made me almost fall out of my chair bro! WEEEEE!
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Canadians are an odd lot. My brain is probably half frozen from this winter.
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Love the art dude. 6165 followers when I type. Will be 6666 soon :O
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This will be another celebration!
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Congratulations @klye.....I d hope we're going to pop some champagne for this...
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More of a whiskey and chicken wings type fellow.. The bubbly never did it for me. :P
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Congratulations on reaching 6000!
And for having a calling when it comes to veiny whale dongs... 8|
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It all started out years ago drawing a person whom's alias I cannot remember portrait with dong arms and boner too boot.. The rest is a haze of bad decision making and MS-paint wizardry.
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Hello @klye
This is my first time of being here but I have already fallen in love with your blog. I have really never been made to laugh as much as I am currently laughing right now, thanks to your blog. The thumbnail sketches could make one laugh forever.
Please you are no dumbass; you are a silent leader otherwise people won't follow as much as they are doing right now...
@eurogee
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Oh contrary my man, I'm certainly a dumbass.. That being said I appreciate your words of encouragement.
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Hahahahahsh. Thanks sir. There you go again. All the same good
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You've really found a way into people's heart, indirectly shaping their hearts as your good will is indirectly speaking in the background of your post, reading this I didn't need to ask how you did it for in your nonsense I discovered the highest sense, you sure know how to get into people's minds and win ask their hearts with your originality and no pretense, am loving you. Congratulations and thanks for being you. It's really a motivation for many.
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<3 I like to think I appeal to people because deep down inside they're either rooting for mentally deranged underdogs like myself, are one themselves or realize that all it takes is being you to get things done.
Life could make an interesting book one day.. That is what you gotta aim for. :)
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Congratulations on 6K followers, glad to be following and I always enjoy your posts (artwork). Keep steeming :)
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Thanks for coming along for the fun man.
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What an impressive genitals. Can we expect some epic offspring?
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Hell no..!Q I'd not bring any large donged whale to this ocean until I'm more certain we aren't headed into a global shitfest. D:
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Well I love all the "shit" you were using hahahaha well I must say it's an amazing milestone, congratulations.
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At least I've been doing something right!
Congrats on this milestone dude!
Also, I've said this to a couple of people already, and note that I don't ask anyone to do anything with this much conviction (other than asking them to upvote, follow, resteem me on each and every post of theirs):
Please start meditating using the Headspace app if you're feeling down in absolutely any way. (depression, anxiety etc.)
It's helped me so I want to pass it on to others in need.
Download the full apk from this link - https://pixeldra.in/u/7-j5_7
(Use this link if you wanna support me :P http://agileurbia.com/EJ84)
I noticed a HUGE change in my thinking patterns and overall mood on Day 6 itself of using that app.
It's a godsend man.
Cheers!
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I'm an old LSD burn out.. Used to be able to astral project, the whole 9 yards..
The problem with meditation for me is that I've all but lost my ability to trick it into having an effect. Visualization and breathing excersizes I used simply don't do it anymore.. May check out this app.
I'm always self programming and assessing, maybe that's half the problem, maybe its time for my yearly reset via LSD. Not sure! Thanks for the share of info and help.
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No worries bud.
This one is quite different from anything you've ever tried before, that much I can guarantee.
Neither does it require you to visualize anything, nor are there any silly breathing exercises.
All it'll do is make you completely be present in the moment through a practical approach.
Enabling you to be aware of everything that's around you: sound, feel, taste, touch etc. through a systematized manner.
I find those Youtube meditation videos to be BS. This I found after a lot of searching and experimenting, so it's legit.
tl;dr = You'll love it!
And damn, I've yet to look into what astral projection is. Sounds...spacey.
I'd suggest you to give this app a month before deciding to do LSD again though.
I want you to see the complete effects of it, without any other influences mixing up.
Good luck! Do hope it works for you.
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It's the being aware of everything that ultimately ends up overloading me. Not an enlightened individual by any means but if expanding my awareness and analysis of everything is the goal in this one.. I'm aiming for a less chaotic, more structured and focus-able awareness or headspace, rather than the entire spectrum boosted as it is currently..
Used to be a 10 hits a night kinda guy, stare into the universe through the stucco ceiling type shit. These days it's only saved for hitting the reset switch on myself. I believe it was xmas 2 years ago now the last time, granted I ended up having to play sitter for less versed psychonauts accompanying me.
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Haha, after this app, it's gonna be 10 minutes a night.
Don't worry, there's no overloading feeling of any sort. In this, you're actually encouraged to let the thoughts come, not stop them; there's a lot of tension created when you try to stop them.
I've used this app in my worst moments and yet, it felt like a breeze.
Hope you downloaded the app? There's some amazing animations in there that really clear your idea of what meditation is, do check them out! And start with the Basics 1 pack.
It's only 10 minutes each morning. :)
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Congratulation sir😀. The next steemit journey is for 7000 followers and I wish you lick for this🙂
And thank you for this inspirational message:
Steemit has been such a great trading platform for all of us. Getting success on Steemit requires planning, setting goals, strategy, patience and hard work.
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Damn when the whale dick starts dragging the ocean floor and picking up crabs, you're gonna have a problem klye... or perhaps a side hustle...
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ROFL.
<3 thank you man. I lol'd
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Congratz bro! Very impressing indeed!!! :D
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congratualtion..keep it up..
resteem
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very good writing...
I want to be like you :v
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Please vote me
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6000 performances, imagination is very exciting. This is a great project.
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amazing
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wonderful & great!
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Very good información amigo
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Amazing post... I think you need some CBD baby!
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