He who laughs, lasts!
Mary Pettibone Poole
Monday bloody Monday
The weekend has past, way to fast as usual.
This means it's Monday again. I hate monday.
I need some laughter to brighten up my day on this dark & stormy winter's Monday morning ... Help me out here.
The Premise
Sometimes, I will post an MSp | Make me Laugh post. In it I will ask you, the relatively new user, to comment something that might make me laugh. By nighttime I will see who commented.
- The comment that causes the best laugh will be rewarded with a 100% upvote on that comment.
- 2nd best laugh gets a 50% upvote.
This post is purely to get some easy steempower into the hands of minnows, there is no need to follow, resteem or upvote to be eligible, but I won't hold it against you if you do.
Come one, come all.
Step right up
Make me laugh !
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Get it Here:
Q:What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boobies! :)
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I like boobies ... boobees ?
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Children:
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 telling
them to sit down and be quiet.
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Absolute truth LOL
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Judge: "Do you know the suspect?"
Witness: "No sir!"
Judge (repeat): "You do not know this person?"
Witness: "If he knows, his name is Kadir, not the Suspect."
Judge (getting annoyed): "So you know Kadir's brother?"
Witness: "No sir."
Judge (growled): "Lhoo ... Did you know him ?
Witness: "Same Kadir knows, same as his brother is not!
Judge: "GRRRRR!"
Throw a witness with a hammer
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Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
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