MinnowSupportpost | MSp make me laugh #20 best laugh gets a free 100% upvote

in minnowsupportproject •  7 years ago 


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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Phyllis Diller


Laughter as cure 2


I had some good laughs last night, but as it appears, I need some more. Still couching up my lungs and my nose keeps running like a busted firehydrant.

The Premise

Sometimes, I will post an MSp | Make me Laugh post. In it I will ask you, the relatively new user, to comment something that might make me laugh. By nighttime I will see who commented.

  • The comment that causes the best laugh will be rewarded with a 100% upvote on that comment.
  • 2nd best laugh gets a 50% upvote.

This post is purely to get some easy steempower into the hands of minnows, there is no need to follow, resteem or upvote to be eligible, but I won't hold it against you if you do.

Come one, come all.

Step right up

Make me laugh !


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Lol. What an idea of a contest. Thumbs @eqko 👍.
OK I'm entering.

Did you know?

That a statue of Jesus in India had water mysteriously dripping from its toes. Worshipers would collect and sometimes drink it. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

@nevies
#sonofAphrodite

This is f*ing hilarious. Religious cookoos

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Lol 😂 😂, thanks so much @eqko

Q: Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel?

A: She tried to blow the horn :)

blow the horn haha

My entry for MSP make me laugh #20

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.

Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."

Woman and their inlaws. What a way to say hello LOL

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My entry for MSp make me laugh #20

A Man Lost his wife drowned in sea water...
One Night, this man was standing on the seashore, the waves were touching his feets. He shouted to the sea: "No matter how many times you touch my feet, I'll never take her back ..
Its your mistake..Deal With It Now..."

Much regrets the sea had lol

One day 4 Plants in the garden are talking.
Mushroom: "I resemble Umbrella"
Broccoli: "I like Trees"
Sunflower: "I resemble the Sun"
Eggplant: "Friends, can not change the topic of speech"

eggplantis shaped like ...?!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

similar to The male sexual organ for copulation and urination.. hahaha

A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.

He turned off the light and ate the third one.

oof. Not seeing doesn’t mean it not there. Mustve been an apple with a bite !

The teacher asked a student: “Do you know where Mt.Everestis?,the talllest mountain in the world?”
The student said: “I am sorry teacher,i don’t know where it is.”
The teacher said angrily: “You don’t know? Stand up on the chair!”
The student stood up on the chair in the astonishing manner and said: “Teacher, can I see Mt.Everest by standing in the chair?”

Clever student. wish i was this smart koutjes when I was in highschool.

A scientist tells a pharmacist , "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid".
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead ."That's it!"
he says."I can never remember the name".

Scientists really are like that aren’t they.