A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller
Laughter as cure 2
I had some good laughs last night, but as it appears, I need some more. Still couching up my lungs and my nose keeps running like a busted firehydrant.
The Premise
Sometimes, I will post an MSp | Make me Laugh post. In it I will ask you, the relatively new user, to comment something that might make me laugh. By nighttime I will see who commented.
- The comment that causes the best laugh will be rewarded with a 100% upvote on that comment.
- 2nd best laugh gets a 50% upvote.
This post is purely to get some easy steempower into the hands of minnows, there is no need to follow, resteem or upvote to be eligible, but I won't hold it against you if you do.
Come one, come all.
Step right up
Make me laugh !
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Lol. What an idea of a contest. Thumbs @eqko 👍.
OK I'm entering.
Did you know?
That a statue of Jesus in India had water mysteriously dripping from its toes. Worshipers would collect and sometimes drink it. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.
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This is f*ing hilarious. Religious cookoos
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Lol 😂 😂, thanks so much @eqko
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Q: Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn :)
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blow the horn haha
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My entry for MSP make me laugh #20
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."
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Woman and their inlaws. What a way to say hello LOL
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My entry for MSp make me laugh #20
A Man Lost his wife drowned in sea water...
One Night, this man was standing on the seashore, the waves were touching his feets. He shouted to the sea: "No matter how many times you touch my feet, I'll never take her back ..
Its your mistake..Deal With It Now..."
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Much regrets the sea had lol
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One day 4 Plants in the garden are talking.
Mushroom: "I resemble Umbrella"
Broccoli: "I like Trees"
Sunflower: "I resemble the Sun"
Eggplant: "Friends, can not change the topic of speech"
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eggplantis shaped like ...?!
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similar to The male sexual organ for copulation and urination.. hahaha
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A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.
He turned off the light and ate the third one.
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oof. Not seeing doesn’t mean it not there. Mustve been an apple with a bite !
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The teacher asked a student: “Do you know where Mt.Everestis?,the talllest mountain in the world?”
The student said: “I am sorry teacher,i don’t know where it is.”
The teacher said angrily: “You don’t know? Stand up on the chair!”
The student stood up on the chair in the astonishing manner and said: “Teacher, can I see Mt.Everest by standing in the chair?”
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Clever student. wish i was this smart koutjes when I was in highschool.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist , "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid".
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead ."That's it!"
he says."I can never remember the name".
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Scientists really are like that aren’t they.
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