How to proudly remain umemployed part 1/6

I have proudly been unemployed for 5 years, making money from multiple plays that I learn about or exploits that I take complete advantage of. This is part 1 of a 6 part series of how to multiply your money, create something from nothing and stay out of prison:

Part 1: Crypto

While there are a bazillion ways to manipulate the crypto space, there are few I have found to literally double your money at the rate I have been able to. So there are about 6 or 7 of the BIG boys for crypto exchanges, I will not name them but one has an X in the banka, one has a moon in their pay, one has mercury in their thermometer and one has some ify in their coin.

Heres how to double your money:

First how much ya got? for this hypothetical situation, We are going to be starting with $500.00, Now, open a paypal account, a Varo account and a netspend account. Under your name, finish all the KYC and if ya want shoot me a DM and ill give you my referral code for Varo and we both get $50. Now after that your netspend will take a bit to get to you its usually 7 days, but paypal is usually pretty good about getting you a debit card asap.

Once you get the debit card, take your precious $500 to Rite Aid or anywhere that you can deposit cash to and make the deposit. Get online to any of the exchanges I have covertly listed above and pump out the KYC and the debit card photo or whatever else they make you do to verify your account.

K now, make 2 purchases, one of BTC for under $100 and another for litcoin or some other coin for under $100. Make sure everything goes through swimmingly and throw the crypto onto a wallet like Coinomi or Atomic. Now wait a day or two, get a VPN (Nord is notoriously hacked so there are other peoples accounts all over pastebin).

Throw the VPN on and return to the site where you bought the crypto (they should have saved your login information so all youll need to do is select some stuff), but buy out the rest of your money and move it onto A DIFFERENT offsite wallet, so if you used coinomi for the first run throw the rest into atomic.

Wait a few days, hop on paypal and file a disput for the charges that were made while you were using the VPN (obviously without the VPN on). Paypal will hold off for 10 days and then give you a provisional credit NO MATTER WHAT.

What ive learned that is some of these exchanges are located in Malta, and Malta just so happens to be a "terrorist hub." Visa Mastercard signed an executive company wide ANTI money laundering for terrorism note in one of their bilaws and they legally cannot do business with these countries. The sale goes through, the provision is credited and the dispute will be won. it works every time.

Now you can run this a couple times until you get into some hot paypal water, Netspend is a one and done but if ya need a couple quick thousand and have a bit of capitol to do it youre set.