Best Way to Avoid Crypto Taxes

in money •  7 years ago 

Hey yo yo yo what's going on everybody I am @thelifestyler here to tear this joint up! And today we are taking a look at a new and exciting cryptocurrency that I believe is going to (as Brock Pierce said),

It will change everything as we know it. Tomorrow will never be the same.
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I am writing to you from Jamaica the land of love (and speed) which makes this blog awesome and you my reader super dope! If you ever been into marketing, self help, investment or whatever then you understand the importance of properly putting oneself out there. Even if appearances aren't your thang, just hang.

Friendz (with a Z) is an Italian based company with their own coin made about two months ago. What this means is there is room to explode! It is flexible and more competitive in a contemporary world. The company is a marketing company that has been around for three years and has done partnership with big names such as the ones in the photo below.
side note: these are only some from just the first quarter of this year
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Now that we know FriendZ let's look closer at what they do.

  • so babay pull me closer in the back seat of blockfolio
    that I know you did download
    bite that bitcoin on your shoulder
    pull the encryption off the cover
    of the crypto that you stole
    from your roommate back in Boulder
    we ain't never getting poorer

Lyrics by me - @Thelifestyler
2018 @thelifestyler© All rights reserved

What FriendZ Does

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FriendZ is like one of those Klondike Bar commercials. They get others to pay em to do crazy stuff just for the Klondike Bar. Only difference is that our dear company here uses its cryptocurrency token FDZ on its app to reward users for creating ads on behalf of Friendz. A company for example Exmobil (or whatever the name is) pays joins the Friendz platform, buys up enough tokens to feed a bull for a month from exchanges, defines the campaign goal, then pays tokens to the people who market. The regular normies who love social media will download the Amazing Friendz App, sign up with their FB, Instagram or whatever, then take pictures to share with friends in their social circle.

You following me?

I think I lost myself too.

Anyways. The normies then get compensated in FDZ tokens once the Friendz staff validates that all campaign rules were followed. So... You might run into an Exmobil campaign where you should take pictures depicting how slamming their shit is. Once your friends from your social circle sees and purchase whatever the hell they wanna (finish your credit card I don't care), you get tokens into your balance on the Amazing Friendz App. You can even spend it on some Amazon gift vouchers. I'll show you what it looks like from my login.

Slam! Boom! BAAAM!
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You just did nothing out of the ordinary on social media but you are now spending effortlessly earned cryptocurrency to get stuff shipped to your door. Isn't that shit fu**ing lit! Anyone who loves pictures and doesn't sign up is missing out since content creators are literally earning hundreds per week even while they have a job or multiple businesses. Besides, when was the last time somebody paid you to put your damn picture on your social media profile?
Do you not spend hundreds of hours per year on social media, putting up hundreds of pics as if you're a piece of brainless object?

I don't know about you guys but I ain't stupid to let this pass. Be my fool (I meant guest)! Either you remain a poor loser of grab that app, and get paid on the blockchain for your content.

BIG NEWS!

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Hello! Hey you! Listen to me when I'm talking! Everybody say "MOOOON"! 🚀🚀

Once upon a time a man named Satoshi Nakamoto was walking home from work. His life sucked like vagina. He just moved to Hong Kong to work in Tokyo Central Securities as a supervisor. One week later his father was assassinated by the bank he worked for. He was gored on the horns of dilemma everywhere he turned. The crime was organized in such a way he couldn't take legal action, but was blackmailed to sweep it under the mat. If that wasn't bad enough, the head of the bank learnt about it and helped cover it up too.

Satoshi was filled with anger and rage. At age 26 he did something no one has ever dared to do before.

In the year 2006 he started heading home immediately after work to build a secret project. As a banker, he couldn't do it alone. He would need an inspiring logo along with some super skillful programmers and hackers. Overtime his father's assassination gave him a stronger sense of who he desired to become. He desired to be the father if a new era.

Satoshi wanted something to block criminal banks from assassination, causing inflation, raping if nations' wealth. Along with something to block the banks, he also needed a very crucial element if he were to succeed. Tokyo Central Securities became his secret enemy and plotted to have him killed because if leaks from his inner circle on how he planned to murder a bank. Then another, and another, and another until it was like a wild fire that was terrifyingly unstoppable!

By October 2008 he was finished with the first prototype of his program. But something still did not connect although the world had just fallen into the worst financial crisis ever. Satoshi wanted to quit.

One overcast afternoon, Satoshi went for a stroll along the Pi Cheng river with his dog Ming. As he was strolling by a sushi vendor he overheard a heated exchange between two chefs. One man appeared to be the head chef and the other a subordinate.

While Mr. Nakamoto was too in his head to be concerned, a word floated softly on the breeze to ignite his adrenaline.

"My restaurant is the best in town because of the chain of reactions to my umami recipes! You're fired Ishihara!" The chef yelled back at his arrogant employee.

Satoshi dragged himself to a sudden stop!

"Chain of reaction? Ming", he rejoiced "I got it! I finally know how to take down and destroy the banks. Everything in life successful happened through a series if reactions to one event according to physics. If I cause a block to the banks using chain reaction I can stop them. Once it is decentralized they have no point of attack and they'll be weak! The chains of block is what I'll call my invention!"

Immediately after his breakthrough moment he rushed back home with Ming to complete the missing puzzle piece. And in 2009 Satoshi Nakomoto renamed "Chains of Block" to 'BLOCKCHAIN'.

Bitcoin is Born

I know I said bitcoin is born but ahhmm, whatever! Back to Friends. Friendz will be listed in HitBtc today so you should definitely go and check that out. Some major billion dollar companies are turning to Friendz to market through them. Friends will be a 40-100x this year because they have hundreds of millions of dollars, big names are partnering with them (can't tell due to confidence agreement) and so much more. The team and the novel approach to marketing should say a lot.

There you have it. Your first to the moon for the year! FDZ tokens. Knock yourself out while it is still cheap cause hey, what if you miss this early 100x chance?

One thing is for sure you'll be late so good luck drinking the left over beers. If we want the wealthy 1% to feel threatened by cryptocurrency you need to make this opportunity count!

Use this invite code for the Amazing Friendz App : jerome279096

Go grab dem gainz like a bodybuilder 🚀

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