Mattel screwed up

I often make you happy with the acquaintance with the new characters of Monster High, but there are some characters that I do not want to write about because their creators apparently smoked some kind of hard grass.

To begin with, I want to say that tolerance is not alien to me at all. But the fact is that tolerance, like all positive qualities, is useful only if you do not bring it to the point of absurdity. In the Western countries, tolerance and political correctness went so far as to lose all compatibility with common sense, as a result, what they came up with to smooth out conflicts - it only began to kindle them.
The group "Mattel", which is the creator of the brand "Monster High," also stumbled on this.
However, the problem is not only this. In Mattel after the famous scandal, the excitement has calmed down, the managers realized that sales have increased again, and so you can relax again to start taking heavy drugs. Well this is my guess, I just could not find another explanation for the format of the new characters.
Okay, this was an introduction, and now let's get acquainted with the victims of "genetic engineering", or rather with the new characters of Monster High.

Bonita Femur
A hybrid of a butterfly and a skeleton. How and why?! Even if we imagine that the living skeletons in this franchise are not living with the help of witchcraft and the dead people who have risen from the graves (let's take for example Skelita Calaveras and her relatives), and living organisms with an exoskeleton with hollow bones and internal organs inside these hollow bones. But even if you eat hallucinogenic mushrooms and imagine that this is so, then the compatibility of the DNA of the moth and such an exoskeleton, no genetic scientist can dream even in the most nightmarish dream. Well, I personally, probably, will have a whole week to dream nightmares if I try to imagine the process of conception and the course of pregnancy.

Serena Von Boo
(The character has a caricature of a representative of a German nobleman of the early 19th century) The daughter of a mermaid and a ghost. I'm in shock. Comments are superfluous. Applause and muffled sobbing! It is worth noting the moment that ghosts - do not have a physical body, these are substances consisting of pure energy, ectoplasm, concentrated thought or something else we do not know. they can not be classified, they are living organisms, and consequently they are incapable of conception.

Avia Trotter
The father is a centaur, the mother is a harpy or gargoyle, it is not known exactly (I would have somehow understood it if it were the other way around). The harpy is a bird, according to ancient tales and mythology, the size of the harpy does not exceed the size of the average chicken. Harpy and a horse !!! How did they get involved in sex?
I really feel terribly shivering in my knees when I imagine this process of conception, pregnancy and directly, the appearance of this being into the light.

Nathan Roth
Father - a zombie (besides, most likely not just a zombie, but a zombie-zoophile). Mother - a unicorn (well, that's not the other way around, otherwise I would definitely decide that the mushrooms are full)

I summarize:
The development team worked shit, there's nowhere else!
Okay, maybe all these heroes appeared in this world not by a natural way, but by some kind of witchcraft? But even this could not explain many things.
Well, if the guys from "Mattel" wanted to create hybrids, maybe they needed to start with Dampires and Beowulfs? These are also hybrid creatures, people consider them terrible monsters, and monsters - people. But they can also be living proof that people and monsters can not only live peacefully together, but also be friends and even love each other! Why not express your tolerance in this way?

In the meantime, I suggest you watch a classic puppet clip with Monster High characters without genetically engineered victims