The Sinister Psychological Operation of George Webb Sweigert

Jason Goodman, once the proud reporting partner of one George Webb Sweigert, has now chosen the nuclear option. Gone are the days of paying to replace wine soaked iPhone 7+'s, $39 Taco Salad lunches ("When you times that by 2, that's a $78 lunch for George and I, when you factor in New York sales tax of 8.875%, that's almost $85! Not to mention tip," Jason is alleged to have said) and gumshoe reporting with G-Bear. Jason alleges that among other things, George has been manipulating not only himself, but everyone else, much to the surprise of CSTT's loyal worldwide audience.

George's objective, as allegedly directed by none other than Yossi Cohen himself, was to undermine the Peabody Award winning reporting of Jason and his crack reporting team at Crowdsource the Spoof. Having deceived Jason on many occasions about many important things, Jason shows a rare moment of vulnerability. Admitting he fears that as a result of this shocking intelligence report, people will call him a jerk, claiming that George is always nice to him, always complementing him. George's compliments ring true, due to widely published images of Jason masturbating in his apartment or "flirting" with girls of a certain age on Tinder. Revelations of fitness aside, in the slickly produced expose which reveals many facets of the sinister psychological operation of George Webb Sweigert, Jason reveals the most shocking truth of all: that deception...is very...deceptive.

Continuing to make eye direct eye contact with the audience, Jason admits that the very act of making this video is akin to his world crashing down around him. Some may argue that such behavior can be called immature, vindictive, even jealous. (Jason has no doubt the creative minds at @Hoaxwars, his favorite spoof channel, have already had many laughs at his expense.) Meanwhile, George continues to run his operation, aimed at controlling the very flow of information across the entire internet.

Jason goes on to list a number of dead or dying social media platforms, that have banned or throttled his creative genius, while simultaneously reminding the audience that he has in fact watched Oliver Stone's JFK on multiple occasions. Remember, Jason Goodman rose to fame not on the coattails of the greatest showman that ever lived, George Webb Sweigert, but because he was able to gather the best intelligence, asses that raw intelligence and then build a media empire based on a that ability. Stay tuned for more and keep coming back.