As the African Goddess was being carried away by the pygmies, laughing and giggling away, she finally stopped and realised something was awry when she heard them beginning to chant:
Leech, Leech, Leech, Leech!!
That was when she saw it. There was this giant leech with its head severed and right next to it, a big sacrificial fire! She knew it was a sacrificial fire since they too, in their tribe, made sacrifices to the 'Gods' and those fires were built in a very particular way.
Sacrifices were always alive, never dead. It was to bring the dead back to life!
In their village they would sacrifice a live potato to bring back life to their crops. It had to be a very special potato with particular features. The best direct translation from her native language would be...
A Dictator!
Now The African Goddess knew she had a problem on her hands. Luckily she had her magical Shaka Spear in hand and her cute little companion, Lord-Key in tow. She pushed the green button, Click, but nothing happened. She tried again however this time she was met by an automated voice message "Please reboot you device".
"Oh no!" thought the African Goddess. Then she remembered what He-Man had told her. One of the last things before she left on her quest:
"By the power of Greyskull..."
At that moment Beerman came stumbling through the door and knocked He-Man's precious chest plate off the table.
"For f@ck$ sake!! You ass!!"
"Yes" thought The African Goddess and decided to summon her power.
"By the power of Greyskull...For f@ck$ sake!! You ass!!"
For a moment The African Goddess thought nothing had happened. The pygmies were about to throw her into the fire when she heard a DEEP grumbling noise behind them. The villagers stopped, looked around and gasped.
Lord-Key had transformed into
Zuul
Zuul made quick work of the pygmies, ripping off limps, chomping off heads and spitting them out in a slow motion like fashion. Zuul grabbed The African Goddess, flung her on its back and bashed through the marsh. When they were out and safe he simply transformed back into the cute little Lord-Key, yapping away.
"Aww, thank you Lord-Key" said The African Goddess. "Ngiyabonga" in her native language.
As they pushed further north The African Goddess heard voices in the distance. "It sounds just like He-Man and She-Ra" she thought. She started running towards the voices, Lord-Key stretching his little legs trying to keep up, almost tripping over his tongue...
What's going happen next?
Will The African Goddess find some friends?
Will Beerman ever make it out of Greyskull?
Previously:
https://steemit.com/motu/@therneau/masters-of-the-universe-introduction-to-the-african-goddess
https://steemit.com/motu/@therneau/masters-of-the-universe-beer-man-is-coming
https://steemit.com/motu/@therneau/the-african-goddess-heading-north
@deanoza - https://steemit.com/motu/@deanoza/masters-of-the-universe-beerman-is-here
Cheers!!
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The picture of the"DICTATOR" is hilarious.
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Hehe, thanks :):) Glad you liked the sacrifice :)
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Lol the dictator pic
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Do yourself a favour and google it. There are all sorts of shapes and sizes :D
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Ok
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"Please reboot your device" - So Funny!!
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Lol, cool. Glad you enjoyed it :):) You're up :)
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RoFL those magic words XD
Was the device running windows?! D:
That potato! XD
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:D Thanks for the cool comment :):) I definitely believe it was windows :)
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Glad to see the African Goddess escaped the pygmies.
Also, that potato photo! Lol!
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Hehe, yeah, same here :):) There are so many dictators... I'm glad someone is sacrificing them ;)
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