If you can't say anything good about something, its best to say nothing.

in movie •  2 years ago 

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Fat chance of that..

But that was most definitely Marvel's Rise of Skywalker.

All the things you liked about Ragnarok and Endgame, blended together and forcefed into you until you puke like somebody is trying to make Fan Boy Foie Gras. Every dramatic moment undermined. Every scene bungled. Every story beat ruined. It's like some detonation in space time, rippling back through every marvel movie you have seen and turning it to shit.

And that's some achievement.

I preferred Eternals with their weird dead eyes and their habit of standing. in. One. Place for long periods of exposition.

And Chris Pratt? looks like a guy whose family is being held captive until he's worked off the money he owes. How many films and shows has this guy been forced to do this year by Netflix or Amazon or Disney? He needs a holiday.

Maybe we all do.

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