Here is funny as a question. I went through the answers: we have the prohibitions "moral" ("I'll never do that it's not good"), the "extraordinary" stuff (traveling on the moon, driving a shuttle ...) the normal stuff and many things related to taste disgust.
- Well, here is mine but written with explanations because it's always funnier:
- Eat your mouth open. You may know it, but I'm misophone, among other things. Well, that applies to myself too. Buried, I prefer, chew, choke, breathe, chew that open mouth.
- Eating a spider or cockroaches: even at the culinary level, my curiosity has limits.
- Say "you stink" or "you're dirty" very seriously. I think it's awful to say that to anyone, it's a pretty violent form of rejection.
- Say malice or hurt a child voluntarily. Until then we understand each other, I think. In everyday life, I do my best to 200% to limit the words or remarks unpleasant to my child, I do not shout at him, I remain soft.
Close my big ... mouth when I witness a child abuse or threat. Yes I like children.
- Becoming the leader of a tribe of nomads ... Too bad it looked too cool in my head.
- Become Xena the Warrior with magical powers. I am sadness.
- Meet Leonardo da Vinci. I am desperation.
- Do something just because "that's the way we should do it": I tried, it did not work. At one point, my brain tells me that I betray myself. I need to understand why I do things, my decisions are based on analysis.
- Go to Woodstock. Not for drugs or "debauchery", but to taste the atmosphere and savor the music. See Hendrix play. Too bad for the Doors, Morrison was in jail.