one time i went under the house and stayed there for a long time to see if anyone would miss me i guess i didnt stay down there long enough because my dad was just doing yardwork when i came out so i went back under the house its actually nice and cool down there but theres a lot of dirt and webs but nothing gross i expected something gross for some reason the wood looks old and light comes in through the vents i was hoping to find another way out but it looked like the only way down there is from inside the closet when i came back up nobody missed me still now im wondering how long id have to stay down there for anyone to miss me ive gone on long walks and sometimes they call the police but maybe they knew i was down there i dont remember if i was grunting so i probably was my head hurts