one time when i was in the mountains with my parents i really had to take a piss it was really cold and were were on highway 18 going up to big bear my dad pulled over and i got out to take a piss i opened just enough of my pants to allow my tiny peter to stick out so i could piss effectively only i miscalculated and i pissed inside my pants well i wasnt paying much attention i guess what with all the cars going buy and the cold so there i was soaked in the cold i got back in the car my parents knew i had a problem probably because it smelled like piss in the car good thing it was a rental that reminds me of the time i was on an air plane basically the same thing happened but this time 200 people got to enjoy the smell of piss for 5 hours man ill never forget when the food trays came around lots of people were puking too that was the worst puke and piss smell it smelled like the mental hospital that reminds me of the time i was at the hospital that was fun no one cared when i pissed my pants they even let me walk around for hours with pissed pants i guess i was pretty pissed haha after a while some guy in a white suit came over and told me to take off my clothes then he hosed me off and gave me new clothes to wear what service then i could piss myself all over again pissing myself is great its so warm and wet it reminds me of being a baby babys have it best they can piss and shit their pants i dont shit my pants because its hard to get clean but piss just comes right off with very little effort its nice to be clean again after pissing my pants my bed has these plastic things that are like huge diapers i dont have to wear a diaper because those things are always there the hospital people tell me that pissing my pants is the least of my problems i take like fifteen different pills for all my other problems that sucks because one of them makes me really jumpy they tell me to take it when i have bad thoughts i think im having one right now haha thats a good one my head hurts
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