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Dear Big Daddy, my name is Johnny Pastarino, I am 7 years old. I heard you talking about cigarettes and I decided to take up the habit. Now I am in the children's hospital with lung cancerino and 322 hours to live. Please win Ti4 for me and smoke a pack of Marlboros in my honor. Think of my little limbs writhing in agony as you enjoy that smooth rich flavor.