Hello everyone !

Happy New month !!
So NDJT is back well i didn't miss episode one lol, and after a long day of making comments about others, I finally gathered enough courage to share mine, I am @official-hord and a quick note to my readers please this is rather PG 24+ so if you're younger do stay away.

Shoot...

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!

1. At what age did you have your first kiss?

Age Five, I had a crush and we played mummy and daddy until that very day when my mom and aunt where not at home and i was finally given the chance to play daddy so she practically was going to rape me ;D and i cannot let her win na

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2. What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

1 Tomtom, and guess who gave me? my crush for my birthday gift, and the foolish geh wrapped it in a perfume pack and put a lot of sand around it, I wish I had killed her though

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3. What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner.

hhehehehhehehe, so happy to answer this, i got a total of 35,000 from @ewuoso, @ehi-boss @illuminatus @pearlumie @evelyniroh and few others members of genesis project that i can't remember their name now. Last year :D

4. Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Who send comb abeg, if i don't have my wrist watch on sometimes, I feel like I'm naked.

5. Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Toh, If she is not intelligent, cannot cook and make my dk stand from just staring, she's not worth it**

6. What would you do with one million naira.
Slap somebody and ask him to go and call police, I really wish I could get a free ride in a police van.. Well then after that, I go ahead to invest in cryptos

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7. Would you love to get married to a virgin?
**Basically I don't know what it feels like if she's a virgin or not so... Just don't comman gimme lagos - Ibadan Express.. Nigress I'll kill you

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8. Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.

**As much as i don't want to say this those I feel are virgins and I don't think i'm wrong are:

Ladies	Gentlemen
@queenerica (Its child abuse), @rebeccafl (she'll just die), and @mimy(no explanations)	@camzy my very good friend, @ewuoso (He can only talk bad things) and @ttopswag (just saying)

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9. Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, Good, Suck, Sex.

As much as she wanted to suck it, the fact that she was in bed did not allow her reach to it and all everyone kept saying was lets seek God in Prayer with their eyes closed, but the hunger of her love was way too much to agree to all that, all she needed was to quench her hunger for the pineapple on the table next to her which wasn't brought in sex.
Now most of you all never knew sex could mean: present something in a more interesting or lively way.

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10. What virtue do you think is your greatest?
Anger management

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11. One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1..

Having a sense of community is what takes you to the top

12. Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

You have no escape route, you just have to reveal it to the community, I mean @mimy wetin you think reach this one na??

And to everyone that has ever upvoted or has been upvoting my posts since, I couldn't be more grateful. I say A Big Thank you