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写什么好？

我发呆了十几秒。老婆刚好带着她的笔电也坐下来上网（她刚刚买新电脑很开心）。所以，我就跟她说，好累喔，不知道要写什么，也不想去弄照片，因为挑照片也很累。

"那就不要写啊！" 她随口回我，显然不太想理我。

我没有回她，我又好爱你喔！^^ 我突发奇想，那我就写一张借条贴上去好了，写说我改天再补内容，先欠着。

老婆又白我一眼，完全无视于我的天才般的想法。”好吧！我看这样的想法太前卫了，这世界还不懂得欣赏吧。” 我心底想。

此时，我发现我的笔电后面有一杯热茶。“咦，这里怎么有一杯茶？“ 原来是老婆坐下来时，就顺手帮我泡的。呜呜呜，感动。

”那我来写这杯茶好了！” 你觉得呢？当然，这次连白眼都没了。真的，我自己也觉得这梗很烂。毕竟，这样的文章该怎么开头啊？

打开电脑，发现后面有一杯热茶等着我... 热气腾腾，像是老婆的杀气... 我喝了一口，很好喝。因为我口很渴。

烂到爆。若智到抱。而且写不下去了。

于是我又回到，五分钟前，还没喝茶，不知道写什么，懒得动脑的，状态。Shit，这五分钟里似乎只有喝那一口茶算是有意义的。

不！难道这一切就这样流失在时光里吗！？啊啊啊！别吼，别吼！不过是五分钟而已嘛。但，那是我的五分钟啊！我高兴用一分钟，喔不，两分钟了，来哀悼它，那是我的自由啊！

就在我自己左脑跟右脑打架的当下，缪思女神总是在荒谬的时刻降临。于是，我知道要写什么了。就是你看到这一篇。不假装自己要为社会，为世界贡献些什么，不假装有人会在远端的萤幕前，对你吃的东西，去的地方，满心欢喜的被你分享，不假装这是一个什么神圣的时刻...

就是记录这五分钟的我，不，六七八分钟了，And counting ...

于是我越写越有感觉，越写越觉得文思泉涌，我觉得还可以写好几篇，好几天，好几年... 要写让我的facebook已经荒烟蔓草，出于贪财是怎么让我在一天一天里变成一个blogger， if you allow me... 是怎么这样的一堆人在这里遇见彼此，开启人生的平行宇宙....

写什么好？

写完了。我已经不累了。当然，这一篇，不是一张借条。我没欠你了。

只是，确实是从一张借条开始的。

Woff, woff!

Hello @kim5858, Nice to meet you!

I'm a guide dog living in KR community. I can see that you want to contribute to KR community and communicate with other Korean Steemians. I really appreciate it and I'd be more than happy to help.

KR tag is used mainly by Koreans, but we give warm welcome to anyone who wish to use it. I'm here to give you some advice so that your post can be viewed by many more Koreans. I'm a guide dog after all and that's what I do!

Tips:

If you're not comfortable to write in Korean, I highly recommend you write your post in English rather than using Google Translate.
Unfortunately, Google Translate is terrible at translating English into Korean. You may think you wrote in perfect Korean, but what KR Steemians read is gibberish. Sorry, even Koreans can't understand your post written in Google-Translated Korean.

So, here's what might happen afterward. Your Google-Translated post might be mistaken as a spam so that whales could downvote your post. Yikes! I hope that wouldn't happen to you.

If your post is not relevant to Korea, not even vaguely, but you still use KR tag, Whales could think it as a spam and downvote your post. Double yikes!

If your post is somebody else's work(that is, plagiarism), then you'll definitely get downvotes.

If you keep abusing tags, you may be considered as a spammer. It may result to put you into the blacklist. Oops!

I sincerely hope that you enjoy Steemit without getting downvotes. Because Steemit is a wonderful place. See? Korean Steemians are kind enough to raise a guide dog(that's me) to help you!

Woff, woff! 🐶

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krguidedog (64) · 7 years ago

If you're not comfortable to write in Korean, I highly recommend you write your post in English rather than using Google Translate.
Unfortunately, Google Translate is terrible at translating English into Korean. You may think you wrote in perfect Korean, but what KR Steemians read is gibberish. Sorry, even Koreans can't understand your post written in Google-Translated Korean.
So, here's what might happen afterward. Your Google-Translated post might be mistaken as a spam so that whales could downvote your post. Yikes! I hope that wouldn't happen to you.
If your post is not relevant to Korea, not even vaguely, but you still use KR tag, Whales could think it as a spam and downvote your post. Double yikes!
If your post is somebody else's work(that is, plagiarism), then you'll definitely get downvotes.
If you keep abusing tags, you may be considered as a spammer. It may result to put you into the blacklist. Oops!

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zzings (80) · 7 years ago

kr-guide!

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Woff, woff!

Hello @kim5858, Nice to meet you!

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