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Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
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Did you end up getting some ointment for that rash?
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I did thanks for recommending me the ointment you used to get rid of your much more severe rash.
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It works a treat doesn't it? Your Mum swears by it.
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My mom being the caring nurse she is has recommended that same cream to lots of people that have mild to severe cases of rashes. However she says she does remember you due to your " rash " being so severe. She is happy your condition is clearing up and wishes you the best.
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Yeah, she said mine was the worst case she'd seen since her own, and that mine was the first time she'd heard of it somewhere other than the genitals
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She lied to make you feel better. She never had the rash and its not as common as she told you. She feels bad about the lies but it was the only way to get you to stop sobbing like a little girl. However she is curious how you managed to get the rash all over your face area as your condition ( as you pointed out ) is normally genital related.
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I'm not sure which direction the lies are flowing here. I saw her rash firsthand...which may also help answer your second question.
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She read this and isn't happy. She told you that eating the ointment wouldn't cure the pain inside and would cause you to have illusions.
She also told me to remind you that your particular rash is a male to male rash so it would be impossible to catch from any female.
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Sweet. Thanks @rentmoney
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Free resteem+ upvote courtesy of @untapentuoreja
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Great Post 😆
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Your right . ...
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Nothing is surprisingly hard to write about.
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Another installment of crazy comment contest is being played below :
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 95.71%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.24
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Now I understand that times change but wtf is he talking about?
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Let me translate.
It was auto-correct that changed pies to politics.
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wait I think that is the wrong show
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Hello Cookie Monster ....
Welcome to Sesame Street Mr. Rogers !
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Man:Rabbi, I've a problem, I want to be immortal, but I can't to achieve this aim, so waht can I do..?
Rabbi:Take a wife and to marry her!
Man:And then??I'm immortal then or what???
Rabbi:No, but your wish will start to vanish. xD
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Were did you go ?
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I'm so cold, it would cause me to be on an Alaskan beach. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Here, put on this toque .. it will keep you warm.
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"I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can’t be any worse. Mark Twain"
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Nice Quote ....
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Now i do random statement t-shirt prints..here's my latest comment.
I am a perfectly good reason to throw your life away...
Go ahead, fuck with me. I dare you!!!
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Another installment of crazy comment contest is being played below :
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Hmmm...off the wall comment about nothing.... Hmmmm.......
Get your tongue out my ass you were supposed to kiss feet.
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a white rabbit with black fur
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I mean, that rabbit is "white" and its black fur :)))
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A white rabbit with black fur...sounds like the opening of a good joke
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@rolltwodice
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You blow on two 6-sided dice, and throw:
First die lands...
You rolled a 4.
Second die lands...
You rolled a 2.
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Oops, wrong game. 😬
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Cool. That's the number I picked for the bet on the other post
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Here's a classic:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
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There is nothing. Nothing to do. Nothing to see. Nothing to watch. Nothing to eat. Nothing to drink. Nothing to say. Nothing to read. Nothing to write. I got nothing. Oh wait. Look! It’s another post about nothing. Now, that’s something!
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I just have one thing to say to you .....
And that's it ....
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Sweet... thanks !
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