BREAKING NEWS: Hulk Hogan May Join Steemit!

in news •  8 years ago  (edited)

Rumor has it that he is interested in creating a bunch of HulkaSteemaManiacs!

If this is true, we won't need those marketing guys. STEEM will be on its way to the moon! (Let's get Big Poppa Pump too!)


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Hopefully the sources of this rumor know what they are talking about because that would be big! Any celebrity joining would be big for steemit!

Well, it is just a rumor. And you know how rumors get started. I cannot confirm that my source wasn't not me.

LOL ;-)

one you started me thinks.

I know for a fact it wasn't @ats-david who started the rumour.

Fuck you. Flagged.

Well, I never...!

Until they get flagged... :P

God forbid a comedian ever joins this site! They'd be doomed!

Yep. A big ass PR bomb waiting to happen. :P

God forbid a comedian ever joins this site! They'd be doomed!

Hahaha yeah! Not even George Carlin would come out unscathed!! LoL

Dropping Steemers

HulkaSteemers!

He did this on Google Plus as a publicity stunt. It worked very well.

I remember that too, there was a lot of buzz at the time.

I'm having spaghetti for dinner in honor of The Hulkster

Pastamania never forget!

For dessert, you can have some yapa pie!

Without the Undertaker it means nothing!

Well, he will certainly have a lot more free time now. He might follow the Hulkster's lead!

Yeah, Undertaker just retired, so who knows? :D
So much free time, he may just stumble upon Steemit!

Stumbleupon...

Ha. ISWYDT.

I didn't know he retired. Might be hard for him to stay out of the limelight!

Yeah, he retired on Sunday, actually.

I feel another breaking news post coming on...

Bulk Hogan is a scab according to the Body.
Said he kept the fellas from getting medical and such,...

What?

Yep, that is what the man said.
His story was that he was trying to organize the wrestlers to make it a career rather than a contract position.
Bulky blocked that, and lied about it, according to Jessie.

Yeah, but that's not the whole story. It's not like Hogan has the power to block it. People have been trying to start a wrestlers' union for decades, but it's not going to happen. And I think it's a good thing, because whenever the government steps in, it makes things worse.

That said, wrestlers have shitty contracts. They basically have all the obligations of employees, but none of the privileges.

The contracts are voluntary, though.

Competition would help the situation more than unions; back in the day, no one made guaranteed money, but as WCW got financially backed by Ted Turner, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall signed contracts for guaranteed money in order to get snatched away from the WWF.

After that, certain baseline guaranteed money became the norm.

By banding together in a union they get leverage to negotiate better contracts, without the union the owners can divide and conquer.
It appears that the Bulkster worked to oppose the fellas getting a better deal.

Not that unions are the panacea, power corrupts, but the coming together of the workers could end in utopia for us all.

When the workers wake up, and toss off the monkey master, the peace and tranquility will reign supreme.
https://thesocietypages.org/monte/2013/12/21/the-monkey-master-fable/

Now, if you could get Hacksaw here, that would be a score,...
http://www.hacksawjimduggan.net/

I started a kickbox class just in time! Soon I kick anybody's arse Even his 👻

I haven't paid that much attention to Hulk Hogan since the WWF became...whatever it became. Hard to believe he is 63 years old now...

I remember he had a tv show with his daughter or something.

Is the nascar contest coming back?
I'm getting complaints about the races being less interesting with no money on it.

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I guess you don't comprehend what humor is.

Some people are always going to be misled, even if it's satire/humor.

How is that my problem? Maybe you should flag them?

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