What Would YOUR Last Meal Be? He Ate A Bible!

in news •  7 years ago  (edited)

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Dinner, The King James Version

Some people express their emotions with their eyes, a smile or words, but convicted killer Jeremy Morris not only tattoos his feelings all over his face, but expresses his disdain for God and society at large by ordering a Bible as his last meal.

Over the years I have always been intrigued by what prisoners take as their last meal. I guess being a foodie and an arm chair psychologist, it's just a fascinating thing to look at. Usually they want fried chicken, McDonalds or other unhealthy, if innocuous, last suppers. The most defiant last meal I can remember reading about was a prisoner who requested a plate of dirt, but this meal takes it to the next level of depravity.

According to prison guards at the William C. Holman Correctional Facility in Alabama, the Death Row inmate ate an entire 1,200 page King James Bible like 'potato chips' and what's most impressive is that he ate the cover as well!

Tax payers can rest assured that no additional expenses were incurred in procuring this highly quotable meal. According to Prison Director, Frank Davis, the meal did not violate policies regarding last meals and that it stayed within the required $40 final meal budget. But meal choice irony aside, you would think that this obvious Satanist might prefer consuming Anton LaVey's The Satanic Bible or even the Rituale Romanum, the Latin book of exorcism. There's just no accounting for taste or good sense. Morris is scheduled to die today by lethal injection.

Stories like this always beg the question, "What would I order as a last meal?" I would probably keep it simple. I know I would want to eat a Pork Adobo or if that could not be done in an authentic way and cooked to perfection, I would settle for a basic, fresh basil pesto with linguini, extra toasted pinenuts, fresh parmesan and a nice crusty Italian bread. What would you have?

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I would have a satanic bible, please. Oh and with extra salt. Just kidding :D. Idk actually what would my last meal be and honestly I don't want to think about it, but this guy is insane. Excellent work and God Bless.

Might as well think about it so someone doesn't hand you a musty old book by Shakespeare to chew on when your time comes. ;)