The Great Corn Syrup War rages on. I've been conscripted simply because I drink beer. I have grown tired, yet, the war proceeds onward even after Bud Light released a sort of apology about its Super Bowl ads. You remember, dear, the ones about corn syrup that most people thought were a little misleading. The very advertisement that played starter's pistol to our current predicament. You'd be forgiven if you forgot. I believe we all fell asleep during the game whether from pure boredom or an overfull sensation brought on by one too many Takis Fuego.
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