Haven't you checked out the electromagnetic properties of the 'upvote' button of your posts yet? Do it mate! Do It!!

in newsteem •  5 years ago 

Because this #newsteem wave of "Curation Bots" they all are metallic ya'll know? Metallic yeah! ...as well metallically alloyed probably are also their booty trembling fingers with parkinson's syndrome. ヽ༼ಥ_ಥ༽ノ

I really dunno. This is a freaking puzzling mystery. I have no fucking idea bro. But I always thought the upvote button of my posts was made of pure solid iron as that of everyone's else since the beginning of this game. Uhm, ¡wait! oh yeah... but I'm suspecting something.

Polarity

I'm starting to suspect that at some point along the way, during my strut dazzling career of more than three years wandering over here around the steem blockchain. Most likely the high Stinc executives. Or more allegedly deductible, their right hands and trustworthy men, Tha Devs.

Or maybe some MoFo within their old staff of those jokers who were recently fired after the 'corporative' redempting overhauling. Or erm... perhaps some kind of mercenary or hitman from those who they have hired lately from the deepweb. (;චᆽච*)

I bet one of these pranksters, must have changed and replaced the lifetime warranted shtup 'ferrous' upvote button on my blogs that piss easy it could have been electro-magnetized in a jiffy.

With a new one prolly made of cheap copper, tin or zinc. Or hey!... ¿who knows? maybe these fuckers tried to make fun of me and made mine now of ★gold or silverthat aren't magnetic either. Which obviously any of these wisecrackers must have swapped it just to mess with me. (*ಠ_ಠ;)

But naah bro! Surely mine is now made of cheaper chinese glass, plastic, wood, fabric or any other similar disposable nonmagnetic crappy material to which sticks nothing. Not even a hussy flying fly damn.
Oh Yeah! of course. You betcha!!
Not even those green coprophagous flies sticks either. (☉。☉)

But you know what?

As the veteran physicist and experimental scientist that I am. I'm gonna apply to my upvote button a good bath of Neodymium right away. And I'm gonna leave it outdoors for a while so that everyone rubs it to dry it up as they see fit.

And because I'm well aware that thru a gait of High and Lows this always takes you quicker & further to the goal than going thru a straight line path.

I'm gonna wrap and roll this post to a high-voltage rotating magnetic field firmly attached to an almighty Tesla coil. In order to attract toward my now brandnew Neodymium treated upvote button.

To a large group of mainly #oldsteem good & bad metallic Bidbots of which many of them you surely have probably seen before, that they are by these days randomly changing their electromagnetic vote polarity recently. };)

For instance: @curangel @ocdb, @ocd, @minnowbooster, @smartsteem, @smartmarket, @appreciator, @therising, @buildawhale, @booster, @tipu, @bdvoter.cur, @upmewhale & @rocky1.

And then, a bunch of cyborgs who curiously and metallically speaking. Sometimes behave like hormonally driven electric hybrid Bidbots as: @acidyo, @therealwolf @themarkymark, @theycallmedan, @steemyoda @jphamer1, @kevinwong, @trafalgar & @traf.

Heck! I even gonna summon here to @tribesteemup, @oracle-d and @threespeak too. Just to see of what synthetic material are they made of. ᕕ(◉Д◉ )ᕗ

Didn't you know anything about?

Connections

Oh yeah buddies. It is that if we do not apply our own minnows' home remedies on this moody and muddy pond. We may never know which might be the results. So, we have to try, ask and make all this nicely.

¿Am I Invisible?

Invisibility

"And if 'violence' was not the answer, then you did not use enough of it"

(⊙_⊙) ε(๏̯͡๏)з (⊙_⊙)

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