RE: George Orwell's Novel.......1984.

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George Orwell's Novel.......1984.

in newzleakz •  7 years ago  (edited)

I live on Black Hammock Island, In Florida, and the GPS says there is a bridge that connects Shark road east with Hecksher Drive/ A1A. There isn't. But there is about 2 or 3 morons a month that follow the GPS- off the paved road, and into the marsh- where they get buried to the frame. And I get called out to pull them out with the Backhoe. And they are arguing that it wasn't there fault, because the GPS says there is a bridge there, and I ask them - When are you going to trust your eyes and not that stupid GPS? If there was a bridge, then I wouldn't be pulling you out for $50. I learned really quick to get my money up front, because they don't want to pay you after they get out of the marsh. And when they complain about $50, I tell them to call a wrecker- and the Wrecker is $250, and you need a visa or mastercard before they even leave the shop. People are getting so dumb today. I will send you a link about the fridge with the camera in it.

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Oh my goodness! This is hilarious. I can just see you. At least you get steady income from this and I'm glad you are getting the money up front. I think you should double your price.

You know- now that I think about it youre right- the dumbest people seem to have the most money. And the backhoe payment is $350 a month, for the next two and a half years.

Go get 'em! Write some reviews of the bridge on Google maps and you can draw them like flies!