this is loader #33
In the section hommage to and filling up the 256 loaders until there's more , this one still has the number one spot on pouet.net (and probably for good reason considering the day and age and scalability AND size of the thing (as in SMALL, not bigger)
see for yourself the actual thing : https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=30244
first time we saw this way back when sapiens didnt fake their ID and still called themselves cromagnons like they are, that was some jawdropping to the bone. There's still cracks in the floor in the tiles from the day that happened (strong jaw after all, the scars on it are from falling ... one from actually being bonked by a car, going through the air and landing on our face ... that was both awesome and mostly not at once, like schroedingers accident)
Used to 64 stuff this one left a lasting expression like "people can DO that in some kilobytes??"
they can
The state of the state has us holed up in a borg cube , we already didnt like it here but they never made it better . We make a hard habit of ignoring all "news" xept once every 14 days in case Thors Hammer (meteor) comes to fix it and they actually announce it or in case the aliens have landed. Otherwise we dont see how any of this leads to a world that functions. Bezos hasnt sent the maid over so we can use our five seconds of sanity a day to do something creative and musk hasnt sent an envelope with a billion that says "the best i can do with all of this is twitter lately : why dont you try, no strings attached" so we cant get out of hellgium to move to a place where things CAN and DO SOMETHING ... so its here and here is here.
Totally avoiding anything belgian has given a small culture shock after 5 minutes of national tv after the addams moved to belgium for the winter (they do telly the noose mostly once a day, out of habit probably) showing topminister, minister "meer punching bags op straat" (will fix the other punching bags op straat) and minister 10 miljoen, minister mensensmokkel, minister 100000 euro for the sector and VOORAL VOETBAL (which means if your team wins and you have belgian nationality but you dont feel like it you wreck the city b/c you get free punching bags to go)
A bit of a culture shock after six months no belgium ... so we assume theres no crisis, no Iran, no Afghanistan, no russia b/c none of that was mentioned.
We will continue to avoid but cant guarantee they slip in some noose while we are in the vicinity of the television set, so that might act as a trigger - on top of that our privacy is not for sale and 20times-covid shouldnt ask
despite that Mel and the Commander gave a working solution when asked ...
so we would like to steer clear of anything political, get barbed wire and a gun and hole up more and deeper until something dawns somewhere
the rest is just "as is" b/c we'll never get out of this place in the current state of the world
though in this state, gaming seems more likely than programmnig b/c no one can "feel it" atm and if we cant feel it we dont do it , thats that
mental damage, physical damage is already past the point of fuber so
call it paranoid skitzo, or autism - whatever makes you feel like "its categorized thus recognizable"
and leave us alone unless you have that money - we talk to people online - we refuse to have any social contact in hole
thats it
the scenoid vid :
so what can you do in FOUR kilobytes ?
not much ofcourse, stuff with bleeps and bips and pixels the size of minecraft like
this for instance
ofcourse, minecraft is only 1024b , that goes without saying - but probably not in unreal engine as you'd have to be your own car mechanic
じゃあね
the loader vids are all ZeroDesign ofcourse, m/w kdenlive on linux mint, recorder bits with obstudio
Janes Onderground
JoG : home of the NEET slackers (punny ...)
the site might look like the death star but submissions are open, steem can be won, if you have anything that fits in any of the categories - submit it here in reply or by mail , online forms will follow but require a registered account (which will probably be too much to ask but none of that matters)
former loader posts :
loader #1
loader #2
loader #3
loader #4
loader #5
sh0 - starry nightsky and the cats , )for the non-believers(
loader #6
MrMalice - that dj is a wanker
loader #7
loader #8
MrMalice - on the subject of your style
loader #9
loader #10
loader #11
Loader #12
MrMalice : i need a new machine
loader #13
(vimeo) ShoHoven
loader #14
(vimeo) MrMalice - convergence (.ra original)
loader #15
(phaser) Vorlon Empire intro
loader #16
Janes Graffiti (recorder version)
loader #17
Janes Graffiti - recorder version -
loader #18
loader #19
loader #20
Tower of tweens (Twonion edition) raatgebakken mix
loader #21
loader #22
loader #23
loader #24
splitparts1 sprinkler splash
updates kept at
loader #25
sprinkler splash, fw mix - big bang edition
loader #26
sprinkler splash fw mix rando mater
loader #27
splitparts 2 : cold christmas, routgebakken miks
loader #28
Splitparts 2.1 cold christmas, ficklewind edition , looking for the factor miks
loader #29
Hei-Tek (discarded)
loader #30
Cold Christmas (no bitcoin on a rainy day)
loader #31
8yo atari riot ,missile command edition
loader #32
Why do this ? First of all if you ask that question it might not be for you. Ask someone who's been a c64 scenoid for 40 years the same thing (wear nikes on steroids if you get the wrong guy heheh) second "cuz we do" ... we know people who do ministeck at the age of 60 ... and we are ...
only well past our 20s heheh - what a daft question ...
the pot (last edited 2023 01 02)
SUBMISSIONS CAN BE MADE
but theres no promotion since we wont be making money with it since this is not america and other reasons like this is not america and stuffif you have a creative and it comes out , if you're a scene-type person or thing or alien or something that posts on OGA or dumps their everyday doodle or snippet on codepen or any other, dont hesitate, the worst you can lose is zero - but we wont be pushing since we're not selling anything and we actually dont gain since there is no advertising and zero tracking, no sponsors and b/c crypto = shyte now, no income
We are not pro's , we are also not "an artist" ... we are JO(g) , "home of the neet slackers" which is SO punny only things that live underground might still get it (we are also not "a dev" and the first one to call us "a creative" better wear good nikes cuz you get 10 second headstart before bullets fly
"you cant have jane without janes onderground" ... we recommend watching zombie patrol btw - twas a fresh breath in the superhero theme ... just like "the boys" or supercrooks ...
the actual current sites :
https://janesonderground.art ( :: global )
that url should expire soon and get replaced with janesondergrond.art though the mail will stick until the hosting package expires since we are not rich and this is not americahttps://tyrnannoght.eu (moves to the same but will be used for "the game that will probably never be" on the next hosting scrip)
https://alleycat.be (frend64 site - news , links , "the ropes" and .d64 / .t64 worked or working on)
mails : @alleycat.be @tyrnannoght.eu , (@janesonderground isnt active this year yet since we are poor)
try support@ , preferably not info@ since thats used too much for scartists
no social media other than steemit atm , and i doubt we'll get on facebook or tottor or ruddat ever - sceneID might be requested later when we have at least 2 demos to show (a ha)
the youtube feed is at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-XAZ5gPZoqUAkP4ugHeqXw "JanesOnderGround" - although we would prefer to move without youble like we do w/o fudbook and totter we still havent found anything suitable (try hosting your own vids on cheap hosting ... if its above c64-sized it gets hard)
"*I don't know that i ever wanted greatness on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise it's just an ego-trip"
Roger Zelazny
yea thats it - - - well
- giving up is something life will do anyway
- keep busy
- dont get caught in one box : they will profile you
- and #stuff
#stuff ?
If the laws of physics are absolute and undeniable within one system
then free will is an extra-dimensional force
cmdr Gato
Every generation of coders
will have only half the brain of the previous one
when it comes to understanding the machine
cmdr Gato
the a.i. will do that for you ...