Is there a contest for almost perfect photos?

insaneworks (66) in notevenclose • 7 years ago (edited)

Wild animal photography is such fun.

All photos: CC BY-SA Insaneworks

If I just could get a little bit closer...

If You just could stay a little bit longer there...

OK. You have a worm there, could I see that too? The worm really is a bit more interesting than your tale feathers.

I thought I made it clear that I don't want to see only tale feathers! NO SHAKING THAT ASS! I'M NOT WARMING UP FOR THAT NOW!

WHAT'S THE HURRY!?! YOU WERE ALMOST NEXT TO ME, BUT WHEN I MOVED MY CAMERA TO MY OTHER HAND SO THAT I COULD TAKE BETTER PHOTOS, YOU RUN AWAY! NOT FAIR!

WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE? KEEP STILL FOR A MOMENT! DO NOT MOVE!

I SAID KEEP STILL FOR A MOMENT!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!

I SAID NO TALE FEATHERS! NOSE UP, ASS DOWN! JUST 2 SECONDS MORE. DON'T YOU DARE TO DIVE! NOT YET! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Yes, that red thing floating in the water is a bottle cap. Trash. Oh you lazy and despicable people who have no spine, no will to take care of nature and carry the trash you produce to the bin.

Here's Pikachus ass for you.
Wild animal photography is indeed so much fun.
Correction. Not almost perfect category. I meant not even close category.

All photos: CC BY-SA Insaneworks

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7 years ago by insaneworks (66)

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magic8ball (47) · 7 years ago

To the question in your title, my Magic 8-Ball says:

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insaneworks (66) · 7 years ago

Oh goodie! Where @magic8ball, where? Never neverland?

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