Belfie Alert 11/12/17

in nsfw •  7 years ago 

As she grew up, her dream of being a prima donna ballerina faded, and she took to photographing herself pushing a biro up her bottom and posting it online for gratification.

You'd think she'd have tidied- up first. I guess when you get the urge, you have to do it...

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hilarious :-)

Hey @erikbolding nice to see you again!

I mean, there are so many better things to stick up your bottom, you know? Even just in this photo, there is a deodorant can and a lava lamp (OK, awkward, but I have seen it done)- a pen just seems so... insubstantial.

I hope she doesn't chew her pens as well...

Poor girl, based on one photo I'm painting a pretty damning picture of her life. I must stop.

Hey @OriginalWorks, @steem-untalented, what do you think?