SNAPWHAT?

Every so often I get a little fire up my arse about how I can up my camgirl game. A while ago (probably around the time I should've actually wrote about this) I got it into my head I wanted to be one of those Snapchat Premium girls. The kind that charged a one off fee for people to get sexy snaps daily bla bla etc..

(yeah happy Tuesday.. Wednesday?)

I have a friend I met through camming. He is basically my digital pimp. Even I can't remember his real name, so I just call him Mr Cloud. There's a couple of times I've enlisted his help to get me out there and MAKE ME A STAR and Snapchat Premium was one of them them times.

He talked me into it, he said he already managed other girls, they made loadsa money doing it, I'd be perfect for it... Let me just say now he is very helpful, those other girls actually are good, I call him my digital pimp as an injoke, and the only reason my snapchat endeavours failed is my own fucking fault.

It just wasn't for me. At all. First of all I had to take loads of new, different, sexy pics that I could just keep on standby - so I could post new ones every day for my premium account. Problem is, it takes me about 40 mins to take one sexy pic I'm happy with. I don't really enjoy taking sexy pics. This should've been my first red flag..

I think I actually refunded someone their 'premium subscription' fee; just honest like, I wanted to try it but it ain't for me.

Snapchat used to be a lot of fun for me – my free one anyway. I'd post stupid snap stories of me, that I thought were funny. Every filter going. Mr Cloud had posted my snapchat name somewhere on Reddit, so I had a million (slight exxageration) new followers over night. People were watching my stupid stories and I was getting unsolicited dickpics aplenty! I used to screenshot them so I could play a version of top trumps with my mate but it all got a bit much.

Dudes, girls don't want to swap pics.

Well, unless they're getting paid.. like me! :D … sometimes :(

Maybe I'm too old for it now. Some guy was constantly bugging me in my camroom for an escort meet, asked for my snapchat details and continued to bug me there. He was young. Well, he was like 21, which I class as a bit immature for booking an escort. I finally got it into his head he had to book it properly, at the site where I work at, so he did. And then on the day of said meet, he tells me he has to cancel because the hotel where he thought he'd meet me didn't have any free rooms. Time. Waster.. but I'd already guessed the meet wouldn't happen and had made new plans anyway.

I have met some cool people through it, and just recently, I've had more successful snapchat undertakings. One person gave me a solid bit of money just to chat for an hour. Another wanted to pay me so he could send me vids of him wanking.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a bitch.. but I'm honest.. kinda.

This shit will actually make you forget what you look like.