I wear a size 10, @lizanomadsoul. Wanna know how I know? Because I can’t quite fit it in my mouth!

I got your account followed now, I’ll make sure I hit you up before I rely on this damn awtukoreect mechanism again.

For the record, I’m a he, I only squat to pee when it’s really, really cold outside!

Oh crap that’s funny! This is one of those times I’m like, “I sure I’m not the only one who laughed at that.”

edit for like the fourth time. I uh.. yeah.. I had to go back and fix that! Thanks for the clarification, it’s a pleasure to be met.