Paddington Adventures in London you know at least if we were collecting heads here then you know there'd at least be some excitement you know cuz this is probably the least exciting game I've ever played you collect sandwiches
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when you're not making marmalade and picking up litter I can't tell them this is a video game or the afternoon schedule of every grandma ever speaking of which you'll talk to a bunch of
grandmas or at least people who act like grandmas because they ask you to do stuff like stop the robberies carry some crap make some marmalade seriously you make so much more malade in this game unsurprisingly it's the most fun you'll
happen so the whole point of this game is to do nice things for people so you can improve your reputation which is the same thing celebrities do when they're caught being racist at their grocery store you walk around different places
in London but all the while you're doing the same things in London you bump into the same people who can also travel by tapping a touchscreen apparently and do the same dumb favors for them cuz they're lazy cuz they live in a society where they can travel by tapping a touchscreen there's a lot technology
obviously you haven't seen wall-e which is weird because you made it and it keeps calling Paddington a special bear oh he's such a special bear what's that about what's so special about a bear who just walks around and does crap for
people does it sound like he's special to me sounds like he's a soccer you know this is one of those magic games where like as I'm playing it I can't believe it's happening even though it's right in front of my face it's like Brooke Hogan singing career happened right in front
of us I still can't believe it you know it's not like this is a terrible game either it's just it's just it's so incredibly boring I can't imagine who it's for you know like like who is this
for little kids cuz I Got News for You little kids can listen to NPR for about five seconds before they start throwing their own she did each other and this frickin game makes NPR looks like an on air reading of Rambo it's like a teddy
bear stuffed with its own apathy and then you ask that teddy bear to collect oranges that's Paddington Adventures in London but then like you know like I said it's not poorly made or anything the game looks fine it plays okay the
whole thing is played with the stylus which is nice every level has this certain amount of favours you need to do once you do them you get to tap the map and then magically end up somewhere else along the way there are also minigames
most of which repeat from level to level make the marmalade again then make the marmalade again by playing a match-three puzzler actually at this point I'd rather just play the puzzler can we do that
I mean I've got money Paddington well you want to get marma paid then you can spend it on getting marmalade look I'll be honest I don't even know what to say about this game.