The Worst Day of my Life Part I of many

in parody •  8 years ago 

Recently I traveled with some of my friends to Bangkok.

We visited many places in Bangkok.

We enjoyed the night life, the women were great.

Until one time we followed them to the dressing room.

The manager was really mad, he called his thugs, they gave us a good beating and took our money.

All we had left was a cell phone, we tried to reach home for help, but nobody answered.

I had a great idea, I facetime with my friend Bill.

But it looks like he did not buy my story, he hung up on me.

I was so hungry, we headed to the shelter, where they gave us a slice of watermelon each to eat.

We are stuck in Bangkok, with no money and no food, luckily we found a run down hotel that accepted my cellphone to let us stay a couple of nights.

I know this story is hard to believe that's why I verify myself for you.

The hunger is taking it's toll on me, I am now down to skin and bones.

We need 8922 Steem Backed Dollars to purchase airline tickets, to get back home.

If there is not enough upvotes to get that we will have to publish part II of this story.

PS. We can not contact grittenald's  friend, we have a hangover.


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lol nice idea

Sometimes it's better to live vicariously

Haha! well done! :D

Oh this brings posting to New level! :)

lol, thanks for the laughs XD

ajajajajajajajaj so funny!!!!

maybe your worse day will become your best payout. Very nicely done sir...

Hahaha, that last pic :-D lol Oh lol :-)

CG

This is crazy! Thanks God, you are still alive.

I see what you did there

haa.... haa!

that bottom picture with the dog was what I looked like with my overbite in high school. But thank sweet little baby jesus for the invention of braces and the awesome head gear I wore at night that all my older sisters friends laughed at when they would spend the night and saw me wearing it around the house....ah to be young again...

Funny post. Hope you enjoyed your adventures nonetheless!