A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary In a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband!!'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment::
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.:
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand :
and poof!...
the husband became 92 years old.
Wife to Husband (on the Phone): "Hey baby, what you doing?" ??
Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all."
Wife: "Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?"
Husband: "Just tell me the Good news, I don't have time for the Bad!"
Wife: "Okay, Good news is the Air Bags of our New BMW work absolutely FINE