Dear Steemit,
@zeartul is a fucking pimp.
(pic from shopify.com)
This is exactly what @zeartul looks like...or what he should look like in my head canon.
Why is he a pimp you ask? I'm glad you asked that. Here is why:
He is proven himself trustworthy and won my special award that only a small handfull have won.
He went from being a small minnow to a steemit businessman in just a month or two. This dude makes some serious cash.
@zeartul is by far my best customer, this crazy cat has sucked me dry once again, renting nearly all my remaining power. Yes I'm a minnow again.
He coded the @bellyrub bot.
He is a steem witness at position #84. Go vote on that shit.
Oops, almost forgot the Bellyrubbank, one of the best banks around! Get all your money in there! @bellyrubbank
Congrats man, you are an official Pimp. Everyone should go check out his @bellyrub service. It's the bee's knees.
And yes, everyone, once again I find myself low on SteemPower. It's a good problem to have.
Thanks for the kind words@neoxian but we all know you are the real MVP of steemit!
I wish I had a coat like that! : )
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you rock dude. ! ! get that coat and put it on. you deserved it. 👍👍👍🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Don't forget the fuzzy hat.
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I gotta agree with @neoxian on this one, I've been watching you grow @bellyrub and @bellyrubbank the past two months and you are on a straight rocketship going moon man. You really are workin it here, it's cool to see!
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Bossmans I SUPPORT!
@zeartul where is the magic stick @neoxian? lolz
Here it is...
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Congratulations @zeartul. I wish success
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He totally nailed it 😍
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@zeartul is one of the wisest steemiian that can pimp us to success at steemit.
Pump that pimping job good.
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@zeartul making the best use of the Platform
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he is damm coool yay !! $tyle
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i have followed this man from the minnow time, and seeing his growth is awesome.
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Neoxian lost his power again
MuAhAhA
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Shall I give the sbd to you or bellyrubbank?
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It's up to you, but I'll admit that bellyrubbank offers a way better APR than I. I'm much more conservative. One might argue that I'm a safer bet, but who knows really.
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Dear neoxian i send you two time 0.10 SBD to you and you didn't give me response i mean you forget give me upvote please give me upvote on memo post.
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I had no idea that @zeartul has moved up the ranks so fast!
Respect to him on the @bellyrub creation and bank.
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I agree with you my friend
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HAHA
Nice if i had to picture a pimp in my head that picture would be it! lmao
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I agree with you here! Dude is crushing it!! I'll sit back and make that 45% APR!
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wow! I was about to just 50sbd to @neoxian and now I see this!! ...45% maaan?!
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yessir! Get in on it! :D
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@neoxian,
I thought he cheated you at the 1st sight :D Then understood he dried you :D
Nice work going on guys!
(My voting power is still regenerating, therefore please allow me five more days to provide 100% upvotes for your posts)
Cheers~
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I wouldn't be surprised if @zeartul looked like this
I know he is a pimp especially with all the belly rubs he gives me (ba dum tss)
I'll be sure to check out bellyrubbanks. I haven't heard about it. Let see if it is better than the bank of @neoxian haha
If you see this @zeartul, thank you for all your great work and I'm glad someone is able to recognise this.
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I wish I had a coat like that : )
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@zeartul is a groovy dude.
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Thanks gbaby!
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nice post @neoxian
you become a small fish again because of @zeartul hahahah
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Who care minnow or shark or whale..? I don't care what you will be..
I'm always with you @neoxian..
I don’t care you are a shark or minnow.. I just wanted person with a good heart.. I will give my maximum support.. 😊👍
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I had no idea!
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This post recieved a vote from @minnowpond. For more information click https://steemit.com/steemit/@minnowpond/boost-your-rewards-with-minnowpond
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I appreciate efforts taken by @zeartul to become successful.
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amigo #resteemia at your service
'He is proven himself trustworthy and won my special award that only a small handful have won.' seems like you found a good customer. nice work @neoxian
ReSteemia
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Woow nice
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you are amazing @neoxian
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@neoxian - Sire, love your work. I will check it Sire. I like your post Sire. Therefore, I wish to ReSteem your post Sire.
+W+ [UpVoted & ReSteemed]
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Did he pay you to write this post? (Just kidding)
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