Cat's diary. (One day in the life of)

Cat's diary. (One day in the life of)
Morning.
This fool stood up,
Scratched hair,
Sleepily into the bathroom creeps
There's a present waiting for her.
Not in the pot, as usual.
I did it on the floor myself.
Let him be angry, cleaning

• Good morning, darling.
  Waited until This
  He'll crawl out of the bathroom.
  I'm down. Oh, tripped!
  It worked! Up!
  The old lady came out to Breakfast,
  Pours coffee into a mug,
  Wild mew - and all things
  It worked! Spilled!
  Okay, we can rest.,
  A few lines in a blog to drop a line,
  Record, yourself is not flattering:
  Morning not lived in vain.