Ode to the Smooth Happy Hour

in poetry •  8 years ago  (edited)

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Happy hour comes and goes,
Bringing joy and phat rewards.
Who will profit, no one knows,
But let’s have fun and not be bored.

We stuff our content in the blocks
And hope that humans see our post.
As luck would have it, only bots
Come swooping in and give us votes.

Forward we go into the unknown
And fight our way through the crowd.
But history has already shown
That without a whale we will be drowned.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Spin the wheel and take a chance.
    a bot might come, don't look askance.
    Its visit is random, as fair as can be.
    Equally likely to reward you or me!

    Thanks for the inspiration, @ats-david and may Smooth's random Santa Claus slide down your chimney!

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Lol yikes that sounds scary.

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        ·  8 years ago 

      and may Smooth's random Santa Claus slide down your chimney!

      I'm not really sure what to think about that...

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Haha! I'll rephrase: I hope you get some random whale up votes!

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            ·  8 years ago 

          Wish I was at home to post while happy hour is going on in stuck taking pics for @papa-pepper

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              ·  8 years ago 

            Ditch that zero! Get yourself a hero! Yeah!

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