Names Today... The Daily Limerick #38

in poetry •  7 years ago 

You probably noticed already, but I like rhyme.

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Welcome to the #DailyLimerick! One thing I've noticed is that young people's names are becoming more and more difficult to rhyme. As a semi-professional limerician, I need more of the classics: Frank, Sue, Joe, Lance, Mike, etc.


To give you an idea what I'm up against in my attempted inclusiveness, here are the current top ten baby names in 2018:


  • Emma
  • Liam
  • Noah
  • Olivia
  • Ava
  • Isabella
  • Sophia
  • Elijah
  • Logan
  • Mia
    source

Try writing rhymes with those names. C'mon, people. A name needs to be rhymed with.


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That's my #dailylimerick! Thanks for reading! If you'd like to see a topic of your own turned into a brilliantly mediocre limerick, lemme know in the comments!




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Bahaha...I have to give this a try,
Here's the reason why,
I have a new nephew named Logan,
Thought okay, I'll come up with a slogan,
But had nary a clue,
Of what the heck to do,
Except maybe contact Joe Rogan.
:)

LOL nice one. Joe Rogan may be able to come up with a slogan... but I wouldn't limit yourself; there are probably more clever slogan writers for little Logan.

Thanks!

I think I'll go with Olivia
The one who dated Sylvia
She knew she was my crush
But left with me in a rush
Now she's got the boy-phobia

Nice one, @masterpiz! Is that a true story? LOL


Bonus comin' at you!

Yes🙈, the name ain't Olivia though

Thank you for the bonus

Here's the thing about Isabella,
She'd like to find a theater fella',
But all the guys do say,
'Isabella? No way!
'Too many syllables I tell ya'!'

I like it. Isabella's one of the more rhyme-able ones ;) I don't know if she'll find what she's looking for among theater fellas... :D

keep it up.hope everyone will be like on this.