About them Microsofters,
ain't it fun to watch.
Goin' to the update site,
to get the latest patch.
Them update needin' Microsofters,
too bad it's always late.
Patches from two months ago,
won't help them rest'o'rate.
Look at all those Microsofters,
popup ads on they device.
It's sad because they need to stop
they Messenger service.
How to be a Microsofter,
why would you do this?
People in the know would never
ruin all this bliss.
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