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Pussycat, pussycat, what did you do!!
You sniffed out my shirt and did a facking poo!!
I bet you scratched it beforehand and did your little shat dance ..
All whilst I was sleeping, in my lovely deep state of trance.
Did you not think little friend, to use your litterbox?
A better idea for next time I think, else you WILL be kicking rocks.
I did actually think about washing it as it is my favourite shirt..
But a close inspection of the shatty bits and saturation,
made me gag and deeply hurt.
Any sbd generated on this post will go towards a new shirt.
Bloody cat.
Cheers.
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Thanks for the support :D
😂😂😂 This is gold!!!
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Awesome alao :D
Glad ya liked it bruh.
Saturaaated eh!
Still stinks in here....
Yeeow.
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Ahahah. That was a funny little poetry. Be forgiving with your kitty and buy a decent t-shirt :)
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Little shit Sandrina!
He does it for attention and to wind me up.
He has that look in his eye when he has done naughties.
He is a star though.
Hope you are well.
Cheers.
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I hope you are well too :)
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Hi Jeff as a cat owner for many years and many cats now....i would seriously recommend a visit to your vet, that is a very serious shit ;D maybe internal bug , On of mine have it right now from eating mice, check his but for tenia or worms ... and when cats usually shit in other places than their usual is a kind of distress, did you get him recently? maybe change of enviroment? anyway just a hint maybe is the spicy cambodian cuisine :D Hope this helps...
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Hey Dave. I appreciate your words buddy.
The cat was a street kitten that was living in a grotty restaurant and had to be rescued. I couldn't leave it else he surely would have bitten the dust.
We took it to the vet straight away and had it treated for worms as it shat out an alien at one point!!!!
He was riddld with them and it took a few treatments to rid them all.
He has been eating wet and dry food for the past 7 months now and has no dietry problems that I am aware of. But maybe a trip to the vet would be good :)
The crap on the shirt looks a lot worse, as the shirt was screwed up when he plopped on it and seeped through the cracks and wrinkles...
A bit like a tie dy shirt lol
Made me giggle man about the Cambo cuisine lol
He wont touch that.... ha
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Wow read the story bout Morgan , great that you adopted her, her shit may be well a way of saying thanks in a feline way :D well bugs especially in SouthEast Asia are so common to humans and animals alike that it would be a matter of just monthly debugging also had a cat affected by something that affect many felines is like cirrhotic disease as for alcoholic humans symptoms are constant vomiting or bad looking diarrhea, Hope is not this and is just simple bugs :D Anyway If you ever need some cat medicine or debugging drops that cant find there let me know and will be happy to send you some :D Hope you find a new shirt next time put it up in the ceiling fan or something to avoid shit storms :D take care
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Haha blessings Dave. Got me giggling man. You mean string the cat up to the fan.. lol
Yes I agree with all of the above. God knows what is lying around in the cracks here.
A couple of years back I had an enormous pain in my right kidney!
It would only start at night time after 11 pm and would persist for several hours.
The pain got so unbearable and I finally went to the doctors as I was due to fly to Indonesia for a surf trip a few weeks after the pain had started, and he diagnosed me with a parasite?!
Ehhhhh?
He asked if I was eating local street food to which I replied Yaaaaes.
Ahh he said. That's why.
So I had a parasite or a bloody worm thing knocking on the door of my kidney bean.
He gave me a tablet as big as an English 50 pence piece and the pain and parasite disappeared within 3 days. Ya I was pretty happy :D
I think I have it again now though. I feel a bubbling sensation in the same place...
I'm slightly worried lol
Thanks for your generosity brother.
Very kind of you :D
We have a good vet here called Animal Mamma.
The name is quite comforting and they are great.
I will certainly let you know if he shats a beaut again :)
Yeeow.
Cheers.
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:D I meant the shirt not the cat :D :D they will arrest me for animal cruelty man i love cats to much.....great that you've got a good Vet near, hopefully is nothing...
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Cheers Dave :)
So far so good buddy :)
A great vet near by.
Yeeew
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Very funny - supported #poetsunited ! Keep on writing your lines and making us smile ;-)
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Ahh thank you truman :)
Sending fist bumps across the pond brother!
Yeeew :)
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beautiful. I hope your new shirt is twice as nice
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Cheers Stud :)
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Lovely animals...
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