Poem: Vulgar Questions no one asks

in poetry •  7 years ago 

Are you jerking off when I'm at work?
Like, when I'm sleeping in and you're "on your phone"
is the rustling you whacking your pole while scrolling a
private instagram account I don't know about?

Have you cum inside this coffee cup,
the one with the chipped lip from the dishwasher,
or the one with the green grinch picture?
How do I know what tissues are safe or ones you've
grabbed desperate to stem the flow of jizz over your pants?

Do you read erotica on the toilet? Like, the safest
place you know no one is going to come in? I wonder
do you aim your cock into the bowl to shoot against the porcelain
instead of in your face?
Do you like the smell of your own balls bouncing off the water
rippled with your waste because you've come to love
stroking one out every time you shit?

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Nice poem, smooth, even though it contains cocks, jerking off and the likes.
There is sometimes tendency to hung entire poem on vulgarism, with no real meaning otherwise. This one escape this, kind of elegantly.

Thank you. That was very high praise. I appreciate it. I found the vulgarity sprouted as a result of the questions themselves. Like a natural flow so I'm glad you see it too.

Yes, it could be likened to flow, for various reasons. I remember reading once about some Chinese woman from rural Chinese interior. This old lady was capable of swearing for entire hour and not repeating any vulgar expression she used in a process ;) .

Ewe.
Maybe this person's partner doesn't go down on him ... often enough.
It's not the guy to blame, ladies.
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Open leg policy is a good thing. I had soooo many questions once he admitted to masturbating.

If the questions lead to a healthy discussion of wants and desires, then it's a good thing.

Weird but good text...
you can start a new section... jocelyn questions...