Dorothy Parker - Resumé

in poetry •  7 years ago 

I share a poem a day. Today, Dorothy Parker's 'Resumé'.

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live

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