Poetry Slam Challenge 11: The Boom Boom Man

in poetry •  8 years ago 

Ah the poetry slam, it's back and I am glad of it!! Here is my wee entry!

If I put it in a bottle

And throw it out to sea

But neglect to put my name on it

Will you know that it's from me?


Would that even matter

As you fished it from the deep

A letter sent, a message held

For you to read and keep


But when you read the content

The words that I lay bare

You'll know me then for who I am

Oh yes I do declare!


For I write that I am coming

My vengeance will be swift

This prison can't contain me

And it's fair to say I'm miffed


So pack your bags you scurvy dogs

Or hide beneath your beds

The boom boom man is coming

And he means to take your heads!


original pics from pixabay, vastly edited by me

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Ooooh! I love that one!

You might even make a dollar from that one!

AWESOME!

Cheers!! Aaarr, it's doubloon's I be after lass!!

Why are pirates 'piratey'?

Because they ARRRR!

Haha, that is one of my favourite jokes!

Of course! :)

Arrrrggghhhh that be a good one Captain!

Aaaahhhhaaaaaaar!! Thank ee kindly landlubber!! :O)

Drops da Boom Mic.
Mad cheers.
Heads rolls.
Cue Ominous Scottish Pipes

Hehe I like that! Especially the ominous scottish pipes!

By the sound of it, I'd suspect you were slightly more than miffed ;) OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Great poem, Boom Boom Man

Lol, cheers dude! So glad I didn't miss this one! I love the word miffed!

@meesterboom

So pack your bags you scurvy dogs

what?
hahaha - good one chico I mean captain crook - hook's taken ey?

AAAAR!! That be right me hearty!!! AAAAR!!!