If Your Hole Cards Were A Plate Of Food - What Would They Be?! - AFT Segment - Lucksacks PokersteemCreated with Sketch.

in poker •  7 years ago  (edited)

popper.jpg

Poker & Food

When you think about poker, you may not necessarily think about food. However, countless number of home poker games involve food. I remember the times of playing a weekly 1/2 NL Holdem cash game once a week, and everyone who came would always be interested in food. Sometimes we would order out, sometimes I would bring some homemade goodies for the group, and sometimes other players would bring munchies.

Even at casinos, poker rooms usually have their own exclusive menu. You've seen it, people place the order, then the waiter/waitress brings out a table, and the person is eating a club sandwich, or Chinese fried rice, while you are waiting for AA. You know you be looking at what they are eating...and who can blame you, poker is a game of hours, and in those hours, there isn't always time to eat.

Humans love to gamble. And humans love to eat. So why not combine the two?!

Would You Eat Your Hand?

As a Lucksacks AFT segment, we will be sharing with you some simple recipes that you can whip up before your poker game. Whether you're playing at home, online, or maybe even anal enough to take your food to the casino (D.N. does it all the time), these dishes will surely bring you some happiness, even if your poker session doesn't...

Today's Starting Hand

22 That's right, Deuces baby! The Quack Quack. The Richard Nixon. Call pocket 2's what you like, but bottom line they are the bottom feeders of the pocket pair world. The pair that might as well not be a pair. The hand that you are not sure why you're playing, but it is a pair, so fuck it.

Rarely does one play pocket deuces in the hope of winning without improving. If you are playing pocket 2's, you most certainly are pleading for the third deuce to hit the flop for your set. Cause you know damn well if the flop doesn't come in your favor, you will not only lose, but there is a chance you will end up playing the board.

Today's Dish

Bacon wrapped jalapoopers. I don't fuck around with batter. Jalapenos, bacon, and pimento cheese, bitches. Gooey, spicy, salty, tangy. Pop these bitches in your mouth, and let the party commence. Make these and they will instantly become your go to appetizer. Just be aware that some can be crazy hot.

Wait, how are bacon wrapped jalapoopers and 'pocket dueces' the same thing?? Let me tell you...

  • Plain and simple. Go all in with them, and pray to god you come out on top.

Recipe

  • Big ass jalapenos
  • Thick bacon
  • Pimento cheese
  • Parchment paper

This is quite the easy recipe. Slice open the jalapenos, stuff some cheese in there, and wrap bacon around the jala. Please make sure the bacon is thick and wide, or you will run into the issue I did on some of them below. You'll see...

If anyone would like precise measurements, please don't hesitate to ask.

Pics

IMG_5822.JPG
Here is really all you'll need.

IMG_5823.JPG
Remove the cartilage and the seeds, or you WILL be sorry.

IMG_5825.JPG
Stuff those pods with that cheese.

IMG_5826.JPG
Ended up with not so nice bacon. Way too thin. Fucked up my poopers.

IMG_5827.JPG
Bon appetite.

Till next time, this has been a Lucksacks Poker 'away from table' segment.



Lucksacks.com Steem Poker League has already paid out over 4,000 SBD/STEEM to date!

Join for Free and win your share ...

Register at Lucksacks.com
Then login and click PLAY.

All Steem Poker League games hosted by Lucksacks.com are free to join and free to play.
Lucksacks.com is brought to you by @tuck-fheman, @bigpchef and all of your upvotes!

SPL Player Profiles, Achievement Badges, Analysis, Leaderboards and more by @internetguy

Images/Logos by @bigpchef, @tuck-fheman, @internetguy, @kryptik, @fivefiveeleven
All images used are owned or licensed to Lucksacks.com or we have permission to use.


Special thanks to @blocktrades


For supporting and sponsoring the Steem Poker League!

Please show him support in return with a witness vote and by using the BlockTrades service to convert your SBD winnings to STEEM or other cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin.


Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Those look damn good. Never had a popper with pimento chz.

Thank you. Give it a try, quite easy.

Thanks for sharing...

"Ended up with not so nice bacon. Way too thin. Fucked up my poopers."

Your pooper won't be fucked up until you eat a plateful and await the burn!

Hahaha!! You know it.

omgggggg NOMZ.

i think i just gained five pounds reading this recipe.... and i don't fucking care.

;)

Lol, hey then eating them all would just be a few more lbs. No biggie.

Nice, i like it the your post, thanks

I've eaten something very similar at a BBQ restaurant in San Jose, CA. I believe they were called Wolf Turds. They were pretty phenomenal! I may just have to make some for myself while watching my Steemit Fantasy Football team get slaughtered...