These are some I've collected because they are effective - either amusing, or provoking an emotion or...just as special
they provided me with an "aha" moment

^{I've added a couple of jokes to make you smile, so enjoy...}

A little girl is sitting in front of the fireplace with her kitten curled up in her lap. The kitten, all warm and cosy, starts to purr.
"Mom!"the girl calls, "come quickly! The kitten is starting to boil!"

Teo snakes are basking on a rock. Oe turns to the other and says, Äre we the type of snake that coil around our prey and crush it to death, or are we the kind that bite into it and poison it with our venom?"
"Why do you ask?"the second snake says.
"Because I just bit my lip."

This is where I was going to place another joke, but I got to laughing so much at the meme above that I forgot. Sorry."?

Αλέξανδρος Ζήνον Ευσταθίου

(Alexander Zenon Eustace)

^{16th July, 2019}

• posted on Steemit: 16th July, 2019