The Lefty Dummies' Guide to Gobbling Right Wing Manufactured Baby Formula

in politics •  5 years ago 

The Marks: Jimmy Dore, Aaron Mate, Glenn Greenwald, Michael Tracey, Matt Taibbi.

The Con Artists:

William Binney

Right wing snake-in-the-grass who claimed he only voted for Trump because he hated Clinton, yet who visited the white house on Trump's bidding to spread conspiracy theories he privately acknowledged were horseshit. Actively bullshitted left wing journalists not as sharp as Marcy Wheeler, leading them over the precipice into the cesspit.

Bill Barr

Managed to get the shit-garglers all repeating how the Mueller Report was about collusion and therefore failed, even though the report was literally about finding evidence of crimes (of which collusion is not one)--long enough to distract team stupid from the parts of the report indicating collusion. Also to distract from Stone and GRU indictments (which the report referred to), suggesting coordination between Trump, Stone, Corsi, and Wikileaks (Kunstler+Assange); and unwitting coordination between Wikileaks and the GRU (alias:Guccifer2.0).

George Papadopoulos

Managed to get the oral excrement extruders thinking he'd been set up by an IC conspiracy, that Mifsud was FBI, and that Alexander Downer (who, if American, would have been a career Republican) was a stooge for a pro Dems deep-state conspiracy. Yes, the logical conclusion of which is that deep down, Mate, Tracy, Greenwald, and Dore, want their readers to believe that the entire thing was an alphabet-soup false flag op and that Trump didn't collude with the Russians; he only thought he had.

Rudy Giuliani and John Solomon

Paid by R.O.C. and Kremlin stooges to blame everything on Biden and the Ukraine. Dore and Mate, extra bullish on Solomon shit gargling. Aim was to memory-hole Biden Snr's crackdown on corruption in the Ukraine, re-frame it as shady blackmail, and to suggest he was actually helping his fuckup of a son perform corruption (when he was doing the exact opposite). Also hinting that the Ukraine was behind DNC/Guccifer2.0 hacking. All of this used to distract from Trump's actual self-serving extortion attempts to serve his own insecurities on Russia. Jimmy Dore in particular, regurgitating hard bile heaves on the parts of the story that were outright fabrications, and straining out an aneurysm that Biden Snr was the spider at the centre of the Russiagate/Ukrainegate web.

Implied Dummy Unifying Nutcase Shitstorm Baby-Food Formula:

  • The deep state created the Trump-Russia collusion story by setting up Papdopoulos. (Papa says: 'down the chute, my dumbfuck babies!')
  • The Ukraine did the hacking with help from Biden, CrowdStrike, and the DNC. (Stone, Binney, Papa, Solomon, Giuliani: 'Nomnomnomnom. Tastes Good!')
  • Steele, rather than by way of his own blown Kremlin connected troll assets injecting disinformation into his reports--fabricated them himself on behalf of the DNC/Deep State. (All: Bon appetit!)
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